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arashi_onthis is from the old kinki Kid's "Love Love Aishiteru" program when arashi guest stared for a second time.
(Shinohara Tomoe's (ST) Pri.Pri.Pretty}
Shinohara (ST): "Todays guest is a young group of 5."
knocking on door "Arashi?....eh? strange." (turns the handle but can't get in)(and tries again)
ST: "Todays guest is a young group of 5...eh? strange." (turns the handle but can't get in still)
ST: "why can't I open it?...who's in there? open up!!" (arashi are leaning against the door to stop her coming in)
ST: "arashi! open up quick! arashi, why did you lock the door?"
Jun gets the others to let her open it, and opens it for her.
ST: "why did you do that?" (to Jun)
Sho: "why did you do that?" (also to Jun, pushing him aside)
ST: "Sakurai, you're very kind" {i didn't really follow this much}
(to others sitting down) ST: "Don't just sit there, give me gifts, quick."
Sho hands her basket of arashi goodies and starts pushing her towards the door.
Aiba: "all yours. Ciao!"
arashi: "bye bye!"
ST: "Don't be like that, my job isn't done yet. These things are too ordinary!"
Nino: "what do you mean ordinary?"
ST: "you gave these away before!"
Aiba gets, i think is, a toothbrush.
Nino: "I see, what's this?"
Aiba hands her the toothbrush.
ST: "I don't want this, it's too filthy...and wet too...it's too unsanitary. I don't want these things...Don't you people have personal items? What about you Ohno?"
(Ohno's staring up at the wall) ^.^
ST: "ohno-kun, did you hear what i said? You must have something in your pockets...Line up side by side and turn your pocekts out to show me. (which they do) Jump everyone! Didn't you people bring any money?"
Sho: "no!"
ST: "no?"
everyone has their pockets out.
ST: (to sho) " You have a necklace, right?"
Sho: "no, You can't have it!"
(Jun, Aiba & Nino hold down Sho while ST unhooks his necklace)
ST: "Don't move!"
ST: "I got it!...arh - what do i do?" (Sho is holding onto the necklace by his chin, everyone else is laughing)
~~~~~~
Koichi (KD): "Do you hang out together?"
Sho: "no"
Jun: "no, but i call them"
Tsuyoshi (TD)?: "call who?"
Jun: "them 4" (motions to other members)
KD: "Ah! You are annoying!" (Bakajaneno!)
TD: "why do you call them"
Jun: "I'm always free, so I call them"
TD: "what do you people talk about?"
Jun: "I'll ask - 'what are you doing?' Then he says 'I'm busy' and hangs up"
KD: "you are so annoying!"
TD: "a big jerk!"
TD (to KD): "You always send me to buy the newest video games...you only ask me to do you favours"
KD: "I sent you a birthday card"
TD: "He sent it to me by e-mail. I was very touched and e-mailed him back. I wrote, 'thank you for remembering me, Tsuyoshi.
Jun: "Do you buy each other presents?"
KD: "No. what about you? (to arashi)"
arashi: "we do"
KD: "you people are so annoying"
TD: "is there anything wrong with your brains?"
KD: "arashi is very innocent. are you telling the truth? What birthday presents do you give each other?"
Sho: "It's not Nino & Jun's birthday yet, so we haven't given them anything"
TD: "When is your birthday, Ninomiya?"
Nino: "it's June 17th"
TD: "What about yours, matsumoto?"
Jun: "mine is august 30th"
TD: (abruptly) "I see"
KD: "You just ask?"
TD: "I was curious as to when their birthdays are" (says something else here ?_?)
KD: "Next is favourite things"
(Thank you card)
KD: "Does everyone know this is a thank you card? We and Takuro write this card...to send to guests who came on our show. Do you remember what we wrote?"
Nino (reading): "Koichi wrote - "Congratulations on joining the showbiz, arashi. Please come on our show again. Sayonara."
KD (embarrased): "It's like what a primary school kid would write."
TD: "It's like a primary students diary."
KD: "oh - did you see the 'work hard' that i wrote??"
Nino: "yeah!! you wrote, 'work hard koichi!'"
TD (to KD): "work hard koichi?"
KD: "It's not that i asked myself to work hard..(TD is shaking his head) no - Don't make your face like that!"
TD: "What did you mean when you asked yourself to work hard?"
KD: "Do you remember what Tsuyoshi wrote?"
Nino: "He wrote, 'thank you for coming on our show, at first everybody called you by the wrong name but that happens to us all so everybody work hard!'."
(audience applauding!)
KD: "Ah, But he didn't write 'congratulations on joining the showbiz'!"
TD: "what about Takuro?"
Takuro: "i can't see clearly"
KD: "ninomiya-kun?"
Nino: "neither can i...it seems like, 'you are all hopeful'"
KD: "Next is..." (pedometer)
TD: "what?"
Ohno: "step-counter (pedometer?)"....(moment silence then all members turn to look at ohno who is just gazing up at the screen, unfazed)
KD: "eh..step counter??"
Ohno: "step counter... The kid next door gave it to me, so i keep it with me"
TD: "the kid next door gave you that?"
Ohno: "yes, he did!" (hee, he answers so 'matter of fact'ly)
TD: "did that kid say, 'keep it big brother'?"
KD: "do you have it with you?
Ohno: ".......yes!"
(hands it to tsuyoshi)
KD: "it's very cute"
TD: "I see." (tries to put it in his pocket)
KD: "why did you hide it? Don't hide anything your junior give you"
TD: "sorry...this is it" (holds it up to the screen...then starts making faces into the camera)
KD: "YOu can't do that!" (waving hand in front of TD's face)
KD goes to grab TD's hand back and knocks the 'step-counter' onto the floor...they look at each other and ohno (sitting next to KD, still looking up at the screen) slightly frowns and crosses his arms. TD gets up (KD watching ohno, other members laughing) and picks it up.
KD: (handing it back to ohno) "eh... it's now added up to 4,472 steps" {yeah, ohno laughed at this}
TD: "and i have just walked another few steps"
(next Love item - portable massager)
KD: "is this for massaging your head?"
Jun: "it's a body massager"
TD?: "do you like massage?"
Jun: "yes. it can massage the feet and sore muscles."
KD: "oh, when do your muscles get sore?"
Jun: "the same day"
KD: "really!! You're really bad!! my feet are sore too today but i don't recall when i exercised my muscles. So i asked my agent what i did yesterday, he said 'filming in the studio yesterday.. what about the day before yesterday?' he said a fighting scene was filmed that day, ah!! then i remembered!!! The muscles i exercised 2 days ago weren't sore until today"
TD: "i felt the same too recently"
KD: "do you have muscle pain too Takuro?"
Takuro: "muscle pain? where is the muscle?"
TD: "all over you"
Takuro: "i haven't seen them lately, i have no idea."
KD: "you don't actually want to join us to talk, takuro"
Takuro: "watching is just as much fun!"
KD: "next is the candy dispenser"
Ohno turns it
KD (to ohno): "who turned it last?"
Ohno: "Me" {he said 'me' in english - ^_^*}
KD: The pen name is frog, croak, croak, 3 times...adding them up makes 6 croaks.
TD: this doesn't make any sense. please! don't write anything like that anymore."
KD: "the question is, 'congratulations on you all for getting into college. you all said you haven't had any female schoolmates since the primary years, so what part of a female schoolmate would you pay attention to? and do you like stockings or socks?"
TD: "why is everyone screaming?" (to audience)
KD: "Do we like stockings or socks? what kind do you like Takuro?"
Takuro: i like both
KD?(): you do?
Takuro: yes, i'm very interested in them. what, can't i? i really like them"
KD (to sho): "what about you?"
Sho: "i like socks...(audience cheering) why do you applaud?"
KD: "what about Aiba?"
Nino: "I'm ninomiya!"
KD: "sorry, i always mistake you"
Nino: "i like socks"
KD: "what about Matsumoto?"
Jun: "I like stockings."
KD: "eh? are you out of your mind or what???"
Jun: "i don't see them wearing socks very often"
KD: "i'm asking which kind do you like?"
Jun: "i like socks."
KD: "you don't see them very often, that's why you like them."
Jun:"yes"
KD: "what about ninomiya?"
Aiba: "I'm Aiba"
TD: "ah - you got their names mixed around"
KD: "hai...which kind do you like?"
Aiba: "i like socks but.."
KD: "everone picks socks"
Aiba: "actually i like this kind of sock" (does a small 'U' motion with his finger)
(everyone cracks up laughing, aiba's oblivious to it all)
TD: "is it the kind that only reaches your ankle?"
Aiba: (trying to describe it) "the kind that hides in your shoe"
TD: "the kinds that reaches your ankles right?... it's the same as not wearing any"
Aiba: "hai, but you can see the legs, that's good too."
TD: "yes you can see the legs...???says something else???"
KD:"what about ohno?"
Ohno: "no comment. ("nandemoiidesukedone!")"
KD: "No?"
Ohno: "you look the same whatever socks you wear"
KD: "your most mature. next is the love song, the Booms 'like the wind' why did you pick this song?"
aiba: "so that everyone can gather to sing, it's very nice."
TD: "the words you picked are very mature."
KD: "they are?"
TD "youth would say 'its nice that everyone sings together' they wouldn't say gather or group...you should use old words but you don't have to"
aiba: "hai!"
KD: "Ok! everbody better 'gather'..ah! everybody go with muscial instruments too?..ready please - (goes into 'Boom' & 'sunrise nippon'.)"
(Shinohara Tomoe's (ST) Pri.Pri.Pretty}
Shinohara (ST): "Todays guest is a young group of 5."
knocking on door "Arashi?....eh? strange." (turns the handle but can't get in)(and tries again)
ST: "Todays guest is a young group of 5...eh? strange." (turns the handle but can't get in still)
ST: "why can't I open it?...who's in there? open up!!" (arashi are leaning against the door to stop her coming in)
ST: "arashi! open up quick! arashi, why did you lock the door?"
Jun gets the others to let her open it, and opens it for her.
ST: "why did you do that?" (to Jun)
Sho: "why did you do that?" (also to Jun, pushing him aside)
ST: "Sakurai, you're very kind" {i didn't really follow this much}
(to others sitting down) ST: "Don't just sit there, give me gifts, quick."
Sho hands her basket of arashi goodies and starts pushing her towards the door.
Aiba: "all yours. Ciao!"
arashi: "bye bye!"
ST: "Don't be like that, my job isn't done yet. These things are too ordinary!"
Nino: "what do you mean ordinary?"
ST: "you gave these away before!"
Aiba gets, i think is, a toothbrush.
Nino: "I see, what's this?"
Aiba hands her the toothbrush.
ST: "I don't want this, it's too filthy...and wet too...it's too unsanitary. I don't want these things...Don't you people have personal items? What about you Ohno?"
(Ohno's staring up at the wall) ^.^
ST: "ohno-kun, did you hear what i said? You must have something in your pockets...Line up side by side and turn your pocekts out to show me. (which they do) Jump everyone! Didn't you people bring any money?"
Sho: "no!"
ST: "no?"
everyone has their pockets out.
ST: (to sho) " You have a necklace, right?"
Sho: "no, You can't have it!"
(Jun, Aiba & Nino hold down Sho while ST unhooks his necklace)
ST: "Don't move!"
ST: "I got it!...arh - what do i do?" (Sho is holding onto the necklace by his chin, everyone else is laughing)
~~~~~~
Koichi (KD): "Do you hang out together?"
Sho: "no"
Jun: "no, but i call them"
Tsuyoshi (TD)?: "call who?"
Jun: "them 4" (motions to other members)
KD: "Ah! You are annoying!" (Bakajaneno!)
TD: "why do you call them"
Jun: "I'm always free, so I call them"
TD: "what do you people talk about?"
Jun: "I'll ask - 'what are you doing?' Then he says 'I'm busy' and hangs up"
KD: "you are so annoying!"
TD: "a big jerk!"
TD (to KD): "You always send me to buy the newest video games...you only ask me to do you favours"
KD: "I sent you a birthday card"
TD: "He sent it to me by e-mail. I was very touched and e-mailed him back. I wrote, 'thank you for remembering me, Tsuyoshi.
Jun: "Do you buy each other presents?"
KD: "No. what about you? (to arashi)"
arashi: "we do"
KD: "you people are so annoying"
TD: "is there anything wrong with your brains?"
KD: "arashi is very innocent. are you telling the truth? What birthday presents do you give each other?"
Sho: "It's not Nino & Jun's birthday yet, so we haven't given them anything"
TD: "When is your birthday, Ninomiya?"
Nino: "it's June 17th"
TD: "What about yours, matsumoto?"
Jun: "mine is august 30th"
TD: (abruptly) "I see"
KD: "You just ask?"
TD: "I was curious as to when their birthdays are" (says something else here ?_?)
KD: "Next is favourite things"
(Thank you card)
KD: "Does everyone know this is a thank you card? We and Takuro write this card...to send to guests who came on our show. Do you remember what we wrote?"
Nino (reading): "Koichi wrote - "Congratulations on joining the showbiz, arashi. Please come on our show again. Sayonara."
KD (embarrased): "It's like what a primary school kid would write."
TD: "It's like a primary students diary."
KD: "oh - did you see the 'work hard' that i wrote??"
Nino: "yeah!! you wrote, 'work hard koichi!'"
TD (to KD): "work hard koichi?"
KD: "It's not that i asked myself to work hard..(TD is shaking his head) no - Don't make your face like that!"
TD: "What did you mean when you asked yourself to work hard?"
KD: "Do you remember what Tsuyoshi wrote?"
Nino: "He wrote, 'thank you for coming on our show, at first everybody called you by the wrong name but that happens to us all so everybody work hard!'."
(audience applauding!)
KD: "Ah, But he didn't write 'congratulations on joining the showbiz'!"
TD: "what about Takuro?"
Takuro: "i can't see clearly"
KD: "ninomiya-kun?"
Nino: "neither can i...it seems like, 'you are all hopeful'"
KD: "Next is..." (pedometer)
TD: "what?"
Ohno: "step-counter (pedometer?)"....(moment silence then all members turn to look at ohno who is just gazing up at the screen, unfazed)
KD: "eh..step counter??"
Ohno: "step counter... The kid next door gave it to me, so i keep it with me"
TD: "the kid next door gave you that?"
Ohno: "yes, he did!" (hee, he answers so 'matter of fact'ly)
TD: "did that kid say, 'keep it big brother'?"
KD: "do you have it with you?
Ohno: ".......yes!"
(hands it to tsuyoshi)
KD: "it's very cute"
TD: "I see." (tries to put it in his pocket)
KD: "why did you hide it? Don't hide anything your junior give you"
TD: "sorry...this is it" (holds it up to the screen...then starts making faces into the camera)
KD: "YOu can't do that!" (waving hand in front of TD's face)
KD goes to grab TD's hand back and knocks the 'step-counter' onto the floor...they look at each other and ohno (sitting next to KD, still looking up at the screen) slightly frowns and crosses his arms. TD gets up (KD watching ohno, other members laughing) and picks it up.
KD: (handing it back to ohno) "eh... it's now added up to 4,472 steps" {yeah, ohno laughed at this}
TD: "and i have just walked another few steps"
(next Love item - portable massager)
KD: "is this for massaging your head?"
Jun: "it's a body massager"
TD?: "do you like massage?"
Jun: "yes. it can massage the feet and sore muscles."
KD: "oh, when do your muscles get sore?"
Jun: "the same day"
KD: "really!! You're really bad!! my feet are sore too today but i don't recall when i exercised my muscles. So i asked my agent what i did yesterday, he said 'filming in the studio yesterday.. what about the day before yesterday?' he said a fighting scene was filmed that day, ah!! then i remembered!!! The muscles i exercised 2 days ago weren't sore until today"
TD: "i felt the same too recently"
KD: "do you have muscle pain too Takuro?"
Takuro: "muscle pain? where is the muscle?"
TD: "all over you"
Takuro: "i haven't seen them lately, i have no idea."
KD: "you don't actually want to join us to talk, takuro"
Takuro: "watching is just as much fun!"
KD: "next is the candy dispenser"
Ohno turns it
KD (to ohno): "who turned it last?"
Ohno: "Me" {he said 'me' in english - ^_^*}
KD: The pen name is frog, croak, croak, 3 times...adding them up makes 6 croaks.
TD: this doesn't make any sense. please! don't write anything like that anymore."
KD: "the question is, 'congratulations on you all for getting into college. you all said you haven't had any female schoolmates since the primary years, so what part of a female schoolmate would you pay attention to? and do you like stockings or socks?"
TD: "why is everyone screaming?" (to audience)
KD: "Do we like stockings or socks? what kind do you like Takuro?"
Takuro: i like both
KD?(): you do?
Takuro: yes, i'm very interested in them. what, can't i? i really like them"
KD (to sho): "what about you?"
Sho: "i like socks...(audience cheering) why do you applaud?"
KD: "what about Aiba?"
Nino: "I'm ninomiya!"
KD: "sorry, i always mistake you"
Nino: "i like socks"
KD: "what about Matsumoto?"
Jun: "I like stockings."
KD: "eh? are you out of your mind or what???"
Jun: "i don't see them wearing socks very often"
KD: "i'm asking which kind do you like?"
Jun: "i like socks."
KD: "you don't see them very often, that's why you like them."
Jun:"yes"
KD: "what about ninomiya?"
Aiba: "I'm Aiba"
TD: "ah - you got their names mixed around"
KD: "hai...which kind do you like?"
Aiba: "i like socks but.."
KD: "everone picks socks"
Aiba: "actually i like this kind of sock" (does a small 'U' motion with his finger)
(everyone cracks up laughing, aiba's oblivious to it all)
TD: "is it the kind that only reaches your ankle?"
Aiba: (trying to describe it) "the kind that hides in your shoe"
TD: "the kinds that reaches your ankles right?... it's the same as not wearing any"
Aiba: "hai, but you can see the legs, that's good too."
TD: "yes you can see the legs...???says something else???"
KD:"what about ohno?"
Ohno: "no comment. ("nandemoiidesukedone!")"
KD: "No?"
Ohno: "you look the same whatever socks you wear"
KD: "your most mature. next is the love song, the Booms 'like the wind' why did you pick this song?"
aiba: "so that everyone can gather to sing, it's very nice."
TD: "the words you picked are very mature."
KD: "they are?"
TD "youth would say 'its nice that everyone sings together' they wouldn't say gather or group...you should use old words but you don't have to"
aiba: "hai!"
KD: "Ok! everbody better 'gather'..ah! everybody go with muscial instruments too?..ready please - (goes into 'Boom' & 'sunrise nippon'.)"
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Date: 2006-04-16 07:56 pm (UTC)Do you happen to have it? Would it be too much to ask for an upload?
I think I'm like 3 years late though, considering the date you posted it xP
Thank you for the translation
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Date: 2006-06-15 01:36 pm (UTC)I do still have the show somewhere, but it's all on disc that a friend of mine recorded for me. I'm no good at uploading or recording from it, I would gladly share it with you if I could. :-(
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Date: 2008-02-23 01:35 am (UTC)