Oh My Arashi! Chapter 1 translation
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arashi_onWhile my roommate is an Arashi fan, and fun to babble to about Arashi, she doesn't speak Japanese, so I started translating the Oh My Arashi! book so she could enjoy it with me. Then I figured, why not share it with you guys, here, too! (Good god, this is the first LJ-entry I've done in like three years... please forgive any coding errors, I'll fix them as soon as possible, if they occur.)
Scans of the book are from the wonderful![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
tokyolovers here. (They have cute little pictures. Go look at them.)
Chapter 1
Leader disappears at Odaiba!?
~ Arashi’s Major Panic at “Odaiba Dot Com/Sudden Crowd at Odaiba!”[1] ~
This summer, even though they were on a break, Arashi was chosen to be the image characters at Fuji Television’s event “Odaiba Dot Com.” They also did a commercial or Bourbon’s “Puchi” featuring their song “Typhoon Generation,” and special lives were announced for July 20th and August 8th. On top of that, that summer, Arashi was running all over in the hottest place in Japan.
So, in contrast to the flashy and flamboyant front of the stage, the truth backstage was...
“What do we do; he wouldn't just skip out on us!"
“No way. I mean, it’s Leader.”
“No, I dunno… because Ohno-kun isn’t good when it’s hot like this…”
... the discussion of four people with worried faces, though what about, no one else seemed to know.
What in the world had happened? Let’s take the story back to the day of the performance…
Ohno-kun goes AWOL!?
August 8th, 2000 AD
That day, the location of Fuji Television’s Summer Event “Odaiba Dot Com” in Odaiba, Tokyo was enveloped in a freak heat wave. And even with that heat, even at a glance, on top of the guests that were invited to Fuji TV’s specially constructed 7-story stage for the “Arashi Live Performance”, there were tens and hundreds of thousands of people from all over the world… though maybe that’s a bit of an exaggeration. (haha.)
Well, other than that, after the second performance on July 20th, everyone in Arashi was saying,
“Anyone wanna get takoyaki[2] after this?”
“I wanna go see some of the fun event booths…!” and they all went right into a very relaxed mood. So then, by contrast, afterwards…
“Huh!? Where’d Ohno-kun go?”
And so the first alarms were sounded. Yes, while they were all relaxing, he had taken off on his own on a whim.
“I’m gonna… go to the bathroom and for a walk.”
“Cool, see you when you get back.”
When he’d left the dressing room, he had definitely said “a walk.” But all the other four had gotten from what he’d said was “bathroom.”
“Ah…! This feels great…”
Ohno-kun had opened the emergency exit and was sitting in the emergency staircase by the service entrance, thinking, “Wow, the sea’s really close, here…” as he felt the scent of the water that the wind carried.
Really, though, he’d gotten to this point because at the previous event he’d noticed…
“Eh~? Hey, there’s stairs over here. Next time, I’ll have to come here and chill out for a bit…” and so it became the secret spot that Ohno-kun was looking to get to.
“We’re at an event that’s so close to the ocean; it’d be a waste to just be cooped up in the dressing room the whole time.”
The unexpectedly enthusiastic Ohno-kun, even now at concert locations and TV studios, would go…
“This is my Chill Point!” at whatever spot he found interesting, and would space out by himself for a while.
“It’s fun to be with everyone, but being so busy all the time, you have to make time for yourself. If I don’t have time to just sit and think about stuff by myself, I get really worn down.”
After almost two years of a life of live performances in Tokyo, Ohno-kun realized this important fact of life. And that was his “Enjoy my down time!” time.
“Nice weather and the smell of the bay… Well, it’s Tokyo Bay so there’s some other smells mixed in there too, but… It feels so good, spacing out enough that I can hardly remember I have a performance after this…”
H-huh?
“It’s nice to chill… out…”
Hey, wait a sec--!
“zzz… zzz…”
Our silly Ohno-kun fell asleep!
Leader’s gone!!
~About then, in the dressing room~
“Oh hey, where’s Ohno-kun?”
“Didn’t he go to the bathroom?”
“Yeah, but that was like 20 or 30 minutes ago; are you sure he went to the bathroom?” and thus, the disappearance of the leader began to cause a small commotion.
“This is kinda bad. We’re on stand-by in 10 minutes.”
“NO WAY! Where the heck did he go…??”
With the imminent approach of the start of the performance, and no idea where the whereabouts of the indispensable Ohno-kun unknown, Aiba-kun and Matsumoto-kun began to panic.
“For now, I’ll go check the bathroom!” said Ninomiya-kun as he rushed off to said bathroom.
“Just calm down… It’s not like Ohno-kun’s a little kid or anything,” said Sakurai-kun, trying to sound calm and collected, while his thought were definitely as scattered as the others.
“Alright, get ready to be on stand-by, please~!” someone on the event staff called. Ninomiya-kun returned to the room, instead.
“He wasn’t there! I coudn’t stay and look like I thought, though.”
“Wh-wh-wh-wh-what do we do?’
“Do it with just the four of us?”
“No way that’d work. He was here for all the others.”
“The police!”
“Huh?”
"Let's call the police! There's a Coast Guard station around here, right?"
A bad 'brilliant plan' from the flustered Aiba-kun. The Coast Guard’s not going to do a huge investigation, you know!!
“Anyway, we’ll just have to go on stage. Then, we’ll just wait for Ohno-kun to get there!”
“Y-yeah.”
So, Sakurai-kun’s idea was agreed upon by the four. Even if they didn’t manage to find Ohno-kun, they wouldn’t have to disappoint the many fans that had come.
“Okay!”
The four nodded in agreement, and together they made their way to the event’s stage.
“Hey, you! Hey!”
“… zzz… huh…?”
“You can’t sleep here, you know.”
“Sleep… AH!!”
A security guard in the middle of a patrol found and decided to warn Ohno-kun.
“I-I-I’m so sorry!”
“Where are you from?”
“Arashi!”
“’A-ra-shi?’ What company was that again, now?”
The security guard in his 50s could never have guessed that the young man he’d found sleeping on the stairs was a super-idol.
“Umm… Ack! Right, the live!!”
Ohno-kun came back to the rest of us. He found us precisely three minutes before the performance started, and…
“Huh? Hey, isn’t your shirt a little wet right there?”
“Y-you’re imagining it.”
… right on his chest was a wet spot from where he’d drooled on his shirt!
Notes:
[1] The event's name in Japanese is "Odaiba dotto komu" which is a pun combining "dot com" and the phrase "a sudden crowd," which are pronounced the same.
[2] fried octopus
Scans of the book are from the wonderful
tokyolovers here. (They have cute little pictures. Go look at them.)Chapter 1
Leader disappears at Odaiba!?
~ Arashi’s Major Panic at “Odaiba Dot Com/Sudden Crowd at Odaiba!”[1] ~
This summer, even though they were on a break, Arashi was chosen to be the image characters at Fuji Television’s event “Odaiba Dot Com.” They also did a commercial or Bourbon’s “Puchi” featuring their song “Typhoon Generation,” and special lives were announced for July 20th and August 8th. On top of that, that summer, Arashi was running all over in the hottest place in Japan.
So, in contrast to the flashy and flamboyant front of the stage, the truth backstage was...
“What do we do; he wouldn't just skip out on us!"
“No way. I mean, it’s Leader.”
“No, I dunno… because Ohno-kun isn’t good when it’s hot like this…”
... the discussion of four people with worried faces, though what about, no one else seemed to know.
What in the world had happened? Let’s take the story back to the day of the performance…
Ohno-kun goes AWOL!?
August 8th, 2000 AD
That day, the location of Fuji Television’s Summer Event “Odaiba Dot Com” in Odaiba, Tokyo was enveloped in a freak heat wave. And even with that heat, even at a glance, on top of the guests that were invited to Fuji TV’s specially constructed 7-story stage for the “Arashi Live Performance”, there were tens and hundreds of thousands of people from all over the world… though maybe that’s a bit of an exaggeration. (haha.)
Well, other than that, after the second performance on July 20th, everyone in Arashi was saying,
“Anyone wanna get takoyaki[2] after this?”
“I wanna go see some of the fun event booths…!” and they all went right into a very relaxed mood. So then, by contrast, afterwards…
“Huh!? Where’d Ohno-kun go?”
And so the first alarms were sounded. Yes, while they were all relaxing, he had taken off on his own on a whim.
“I’m gonna… go to the bathroom and for a walk.”
“Cool, see you when you get back.”
When he’d left the dressing room, he had definitely said “a walk.” But all the other four had gotten from what he’d said was “bathroom.”
“Ah…! This feels great…”
Ohno-kun had opened the emergency exit and was sitting in the emergency staircase by the service entrance, thinking, “Wow, the sea’s really close, here…” as he felt the scent of the water that the wind carried.
Really, though, he’d gotten to this point because at the previous event he’d noticed…
“Eh~? Hey, there’s stairs over here. Next time, I’ll have to come here and chill out for a bit…” and so it became the secret spot that Ohno-kun was looking to get to.
“We’re at an event that’s so close to the ocean; it’d be a waste to just be cooped up in the dressing room the whole time.”
The unexpectedly enthusiastic Ohno-kun, even now at concert locations and TV studios, would go…
“This is my Chill Point!” at whatever spot he found interesting, and would space out by himself for a while.
“It’s fun to be with everyone, but being so busy all the time, you have to make time for yourself. If I don’t have time to just sit and think about stuff by myself, I get really worn down.”
After almost two years of a life of live performances in Tokyo, Ohno-kun realized this important fact of life. And that was his “Enjoy my down time!” time.
“Nice weather and the smell of the bay… Well, it’s Tokyo Bay so there’s some other smells mixed in there too, but… It feels so good, spacing out enough that I can hardly remember I have a performance after this…”
H-huh?
“It’s nice to chill… out…”
Hey, wait a sec--!
“zzz… zzz…”
Our silly Ohno-kun fell asleep!
Leader’s gone!!
~About then, in the dressing room~
“Oh hey, where’s Ohno-kun?”
“Didn’t he go to the bathroom?”
“Yeah, but that was like 20 or 30 minutes ago; are you sure he went to the bathroom?” and thus, the disappearance of the leader began to cause a small commotion.
“This is kinda bad. We’re on stand-by in 10 minutes.”
“NO WAY! Where the heck did he go…??”
With the imminent approach of the start of the performance, and no idea where the whereabouts of the indispensable Ohno-kun unknown, Aiba-kun and Matsumoto-kun began to panic.
“For now, I’ll go check the bathroom!” said Ninomiya-kun as he rushed off to said bathroom.
“Just calm down… It’s not like Ohno-kun’s a little kid or anything,” said Sakurai-kun, trying to sound calm and collected, while his thought were definitely as scattered as the others.
“Alright, get ready to be on stand-by, please~!” someone on the event staff called. Ninomiya-kun returned to the room, instead.
“He wasn’t there! I coudn’t stay and look like I thought, though.”
“Wh-wh-wh-wh-what do we do?’
“Do it with just the four of us?”
“No way that’d work. He was here for all the others.”
“The police!”
“Huh?”
"Let's call the police! There's a Coast Guard station around here, right?"
A bad 'brilliant plan' from the flustered Aiba-kun. The Coast Guard’s not going to do a huge investigation, you know!!
“Anyway, we’ll just have to go on stage. Then, we’ll just wait for Ohno-kun to get there!”
“Y-yeah.”
So, Sakurai-kun’s idea was agreed upon by the four. Even if they didn’t manage to find Ohno-kun, they wouldn’t have to disappoint the many fans that had come.
“Okay!”
The four nodded in agreement, and together they made their way to the event’s stage.
“Hey, you! Hey!”
“… zzz… huh…?”
“You can’t sleep here, you know.”
“Sleep… AH!!”
A security guard in the middle of a patrol found and decided to warn Ohno-kun.
“I-I-I’m so sorry!”
“Where are you from?”
“Arashi!”
“’A-ra-shi?’ What company was that again, now?”
The security guard in his 50s could never have guessed that the young man he’d found sleeping on the stairs was a super-idol.
“Umm… Ack! Right, the live!!”
Ohno-kun came back to the rest of us. He found us precisely three minutes before the performance started, and…
“Huh? Hey, isn’t your shirt a little wet right there?”
“Y-you’re imagining it.”
… right on his chest was a wet spot from where he’d drooled on his shirt!
Notes:
[1] The event's name in Japanese is "Odaiba dotto komu" which is a pun combining "dot com" and the phrase "a sudden crowd," which are pronounced the same.
[2] fried octopus
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Date: 2009-02-25 01:07 am (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2009-02-25 01:18 am (UTC)Ohno. God, I love you.
And YOU for translating it. And the OTHERS for scanning it. And the STAFF for writing it.
*is full of love*
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Date: 2009-02-25 01:44 am (UTC)that was so typical of leader XD good thing a guard woke him or else he'd miss the show..
we excitedly watch them on stage not knowing what happened behind the scenes before the actual performance ^_^
thank you for translating and sharing... it was so funny..
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Date: 2009-02-25 02:25 am (UTC)Thanks for the translation! >//< <3
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Date: 2009-02-25 03:26 am (UTC)if only they'd make a Pikanchi Triple with this kind of plot one day (>___<)
thank you for sharing ^^
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Date: 2009-02-25 04:36 am (UTC)thanks for sharing!
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Date: 2009-02-25 06:17 am (UTC)He never change XD They should put some kind of seeking device on him for when such cases happen - which would be very often.
Spacey captain is why we adore him so.
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Date: 2009-02-25 07:02 am (UTC)♥♥♥
Date: 2009-02-25 07:19 am (UTC)It would've taken me a really long time and a lot of looking up in the dictionary to have accomplished this.
Whenever I make an attempt to ... it never turns out sounding right in English （；_；）
I'll try to find time to make scanlations with your translations~
Friendplz? m(_ _)m
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Date: 2009-02-25 08:12 am (UTC)haha, yeah I had to look up a bunch of the kanji, but I was surprised at how much I didn't need a dictionary for. (I did, however, need a thesaurus a few times because I kept forgetting words in English...! XD)
Yay friends! :D
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Date: 2009-02-25 07:41 am (UTC)yay!!!
drolls Satoshi... nyyyaaaaaa!!! x333333333
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Date: 2009-02-25 03:47 pm (UTC)thankyou for this!
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Date: 2009-02-25 05:14 pm (UTC)Thank you to you my dear and another thank you to your lovely roommate. Without any of you two, this post would have not existed. xD
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Date: 2009-03-01 05:21 pm (UTC)Thanks for translating!
:)