MOD POST MOTHERFUCKERS

[ladynasty.livejournal.com]

dear friends,

you wanna know what the fun part of having your own community is? the fact that i can do whatever the hell i want to.

today we're gonna address a little thing that's been sitting on my mind for a while now. to be honest, i am really, genuinely glad you all can express your love for JE and arashi and whatever through graphics. noesunexito loves that shit, but i can't be bothered to make anything fancy so i usually just steal things and never credit and then laugh when i get caught. but i digress. now that JE fandom has increased like, tenfold, the amount of crossposts and icon posts has also proportionally increased. and yeah, icons are great, wahh wahh wahh, but can we actually be real here and talk woman to woman? those fucking posts annoy the shit out of me. i just got in a fight the other day with some crazy chinese kattun fan because she crossposted something like 902834-12834 times.(i won, by the way. i actually get in fights with chinese kattun fans a lot, but again, sooo not the point.) so i talked to noesunexito and we said to each other, "are we gonna take the high road and just deal with it, or are we gonna take the low road, piss everyone off, have a few laughs, and get a cleaner friendspage in the process?" we, being the type of people that we are, chose to take the low road.

THE POINT IS: no more icon/graphics/promotion/other bullshit posts we don't need in this community. we like to think of ourselves as the GOOD arashi community, and all this gay spam isn't helping our reputation (or our friendslists, JESUS). you understandably will have a lot of questions about this new policy. i am going to answer them all right now.

"WHY JENNIFER WHAT THE FUCK"

hi, my name is jankenpwned. i do things like this to make you miserable.

"WHAT YOU ARE A FACIST."

well, duh.

"ICONS ARE A PART OF FANDOM, SO YOU SHOULD DEAL WITH IT!"

no, YOU should deal with my virtual foot in your ass if you post any more icons up in here.

"WELL, IF THEY'RE ARASHI ICONS, I CAN POST THEM, RIGHT?"

no. i don't give a shit about your SOOPER SEKUSHI matsujun icons that are actually just SOOPER contrasted and filtered.

"WHAT ABOUT WALLPAPERS AND FANFICS AND STUFF?"

NO, BITCH! well, actually, i dunno. case by case basis. if i see it crossposted all over, it WILL be deleted though.

"CAN I MAKE A POST LINKING TO MY ICON/GRAPHICS/FIC JOURNAL?"

you cannot make a post specifically to pimp icons/gay shit in the community. if you have another post with actually THINGS/SUBSTANCE/INFORMATION you are more than welcome to put a link at the bottom or in the comments, but try not to put teaser icons or stuff in it or i will get confused (read: pissed) and accidentally (read: on purpose) delete it.

"WELL IF YOU OUTLAW ICON POSTS, HOW IS ANYONE GOING TO FIND MY ICONS?"

shit if i know! listen, let's be honest. if you can't post in arashi_on about it, you can post in some other gay/stupid/not as fun or hilarious communities like a_ra_shi or something and probably no one will say anything about it. secondly, i don't know if you noticed, but there's a WHOLE COMMUNITY NAMED je_graphics AND ALSO je_icons that specializes in stuff like that. so take it over there if you make icons or want icons, and everyone's happy and i don't have to ban you.

"WELL, WHAT IF I HATE YOU AND I DECIDE TO POST ICONS OR GRAPHICS ANYWAY BECAUSE YOU'RE SUCH A FANDOM-RAPING BITCH?"

there are three ways me or my colleagues may deal with icon posts from today on.
1. i am going to delete your post.
2. i am going to publicly humiliate you by editing the post with hilarious pictures/calling you out in the comments.
3. i am going to ban you because you are retarded and keep posting it over and over even though i have shamed you many times.

"I AM SO CONFUSED!"

listen, here's a little rule of thumb: if you think i'm gonna get pissed about your post, DON'T POST IT. there are eight trillion other communities that may be a better place that this one. there are too many posts a day and too many people to have to deal with all of this spam.

hopefully you are not totally thick and this entry has served to explain the whole situation for you. if not, you're shit out of luck and needing some english lessons. i'm going to leave the comments open for feedback (we are KIND of benevolent), but don't think ima take any shit! j/k y'all. we 4 realll luv (most of) you guys and would take a bullet in the ass to make you guys happy, but like, dude. we have to draw the line somewhere.

anyway, i could sit up in here for hours and just ramble, but i have to go make trouble somewhere else now, so have a good night!

love always,
veronica (jankenpwned)

ps. i really like new friends. I AM CHOOOOU HILARIOUS OMG


pps. "At least now I know which Arashi comm is worth keeping on my FL." -A DEVOTED FOLLOWER

Comments

[noesunexito.livejournal.com]

We do things to help YOU guys! I know 99.5% of all y'alls are tired of gay icon posts "xposted EVERYWHERE!!!11" or something like that so acting as the JE force of justice we've at least made sure that your friends pages have the same entry xposted 7 times instead of 8. I know, it's srs business.

This is just step on on making [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com] the "No Bullshit Arashi Community."

[naniwa-elle.livejournal.com]

OMG CAN I KISS YOUR RING, MASTER OF THIS COMMUNITY?

[ladynasty.livejournal.com]

plz do, i am straiiiight blingin'!

[airplanemusic.livejournal.com]

I LOVE YOU GUYS.
Now if only all the OTHER JE communities would follow suit!

[ladynasty.livejournal.com]

for real, damn ass bitches is lazy!

[essie07.livejournal.com]

I AM SO AMUSED RIGHT NOW.

Props, V-ron.

Okay, but I'll x-post everywhere else except this comm because I respect you girls. LOL and you both may love me, but you'll still kick my e-ass.

These rules are good. There are a lot of spammy posts like "CHECK OUT MY RPG SITE" or whatever. arashi_on is going to be so much better without the excess crap.

[ladynasty.livejournal.com]

i don't see you cross post like, anywhere. but when you do i'm sure it's 1337er than everyone else's gay shit anyway.


lol RPG sites, i can't even deal with. i'm def. gonna be publicly shaming a lot of RPG sites from now on. XD

[girltype.livejournal.com]

HELL YES. HELLO, I run jpopicons and I'm so fuckin' sick of seeing the same shit ass icons of ayumi, utada or ayaya. SHIT. Post your jent shit there, PLEASE. cause using the same ass utada pic. (why people even make icons of her, is just a wonder, because she is pure FUG. holy shit. i'm hawter than that shit.) anyway.....

jent fandom has gotten so BIG and the icons are crossposted to hell and back, and that's fine but what kills me is that they post 10 icons today, 10 icons tomorrow, 3 icons mid afternoon. SHIT. GATHER THAT SHIT UP AND POST IT ALL AT ONCE SO I CAN JUST SKIM PASS IT.

really.

[noesunexito.livejournal.com]

YES THANK YOU I'M GLAD I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO REALIZES UTADA IS FUG. CAN WE PLZ TALK ABT HER HAIR PROBLEM?!?!

[figletofvenice.livejournal.com]

This post makes me extremely happy. And amused.

BECAUSE BASICALLY SEEING THE SAME POST 905720357920975 TIMES IS ANNOYING. DUR.

Is it mean that I want someone to post icons just so I can see what happens? I think this might makes me a bad person. Whatever.

[ladynasty.livejournal.com]

i can 90% guarantee you that someone in the next 24 hours WILL post icons because they don't even bother to read the community. most of the time icon makers join communities JUST to x-post. whatever, they don't know me! i'll fuck a bitch UP!

[angel-enchanted.livejournal.com]

thank YOU MODS!! im so sick of seeing x-posted shit everywhere!!! i get like, 10, 20? ones every single day!!

for those people, there are like a thousand other communities there dedicated to this shit. go join them and stop littering this one. god knows my f-list is like...fucked up already...

[noesunexito.livejournal.com]

One time I had icon posts 9 times in a row. 9.

[blaaake.livejournal.com]

i love you harder

[ladynasty.livejournal.com]

PLEASE TRY AND LOVE ME HARDER THAN THAT UNGH UNGH UNGH

[twothreefour.livejournal.com]

GLAAAH THANK YOU ARGH.

[ladynasty.livejournal.com]

just doin' our jobz!

[eien-rhapsody.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU. FOR REAL. I was getting so annoyed at the 980980948509 posts with the 'OMG I AM NOT A FAKE CUT' on all the Arashi comms that have teasers of Yamapi and KAT-TUN and the actual post having just ONE FUCKING ARASHI ICON USUALLY OF MATSUJUN. D:

*Makes offering to the Godly Mod.*

[noesunexito.livejournal.com]

I know! I saw this one post that was crossposted to every concievable je comm and it just had like two JE icons both of mj.

I think this icon is fitting.

[receipt.livejournal.com]

lmao that chinese fan did you show me to me or did eve IDEK

hei sexii ;D

[ladynasty.livejournal.com]

i still think you should have changed yr name to 'shovel'.

[essie07.livejournal.com]

YAO AND VERONICA Y'ALL JUST GOT CALLED OUT BY UR ETERNAL RIVAL COMM.

ROFL, I'm still laughing at how serious they must be over there about how this comm is having a zero-tolerance policy on STOPPING CRAP FROM ACCUMULATING. I fail to see how this new policy is in any way detrimental to the rest of the members here. BIG DEAL, we miss seeing a post about another new JE RPG or some (copycat) icons, we can see those x-posts in fifty OTHER communities.

[ladynasty.livejournal.com]

it's not my problem if a_ra_shi wants to keep icons. judging by the 25 or so people above me who are pretty happy with what we did, i'm not really bothered by it.

PSSSHH whatever, they're probably B& from that community anyhow and also AHAHAHAH THEY'RE JUST MAD I CALLED THEM GAY AND THEY WON'T TAKE IT UP WITH ME PERSONALLY

[saishi-gackt.livejournal.com]

AMEN! :sings:

Thanx, I'm glad yall had the balls to say this and make this mod decision!...
あんなcross-postの人たち、大嫌い!! くそ食らえ！

[ladynasty.livejournal.com]

why THANK YOU!

see a_ra_shi, people are HAPPY!

[seraphik.livejournal.com]

ROFL. Thanks for this. Appreciated. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry at the RPG posts. So I just ignored them and waited for you or yao to slap their butts. No more needless scrolling on my f-list.

*I have such faith in your guys LOL*

This calls for a celebratory pic spam!!!!!!!! ahahahhaha *right when I get home or something*

[noesunexito.livejournal.com]

See this is why we have the perfect balance in the community.
We're like a venn diagram: mostly you (and me when my scanner isn't gay! ROFL) scan amazing things and veronica and I pwn when people crosspost their RP community all over.

[umeko-star.livejournal.com]

just want to say, if my best friend ever dies, I want you to be the replacement. lol good going. *thumbs up*

[ladynasty.livejournal.com]

well i already have a SOOPER BFFFLEOMG but we can be like normal friends and we can tell secrets and have a slumber party?

[iam3v1lj3nn1.livejournal.com]

i and my FL thank you~

[ladynasty.livejournal.com]

MUAH!

[--aishuu.livejournal.com]

LOL. finally

[teinte.livejournal.com]

If all JE communities did this and restricted Crap No One Wants To See to their appropriate communities, I wouldn't have bothered to make different filters to put communities in. I should just relabel the filters Gay and Non-gay. But basically only this comm and MAYBE one more would be in the non-gay filter.

And LOL @ a_ra_shi's mod being lame. I don't see what the hell a mod post here has to do with one over there. It's ridiculous. WTF does she care what happens in this community if all she's concerned about is having an atmosphere where "...you can post freely, without being afraid of getting ridiculed or punished; so you can post your own opinions and not cater to the personal tastes of a few privileged people?" Why the wankery? There's a difference between expressing your opinion and just being an annoying twat.

Because basically all her post is saying is "Hello, I am a weak mod who wants you to luv me so plz 2 comment telling me how benevolent and amazing I am. Doesn't the other comm suck, LOL?" How annoying.

[jangmi.livejournal.com]

khohohohoh is pheaserea having a shit conteesttt omgomggmgg

[myy.livejournal.com]

I'm slightly frigtened right now, because I haven't had any coffee this morning and therefore my brain does not have the fuel required to realise it's not me who's being yelled at,

but I did manage to understand that this means my friends page will get less crowded, so, YAY!

♥

[noesunexito.livejournal.com]

I like how you're only around during JE drama.
Come 'round the block more often, hoe! ;*

[frozen-rii.livejournal.com]

Thank you! Those posts are the devil.

[renrui.livejournal.com]

drop-down boxes or whatchamacallits should burn in hell because they aid in easy cross-posting.

[ayume-matsumoto.livejournal.com]

"WELL, IF THEY'RE ARASHI ICONS, I CAN POST THEM, RIGHT?"
no. i don't give a shit about your SOOPER SEKUSHI matsujun icons that are actually just SOOPER contrasted and filtered.
haha, is that like meant to be aimed at me, or something? *runs away before she gets killed* ~~ so ironic, but it couldn't have been aimed at me 'cos the only place I posted that icon so far was in my own lj...*finds this post all highly amusing*

To tell you guys the truth...I personally don't find cross-posting annoying ^^;;, but I can see how it could annoy some people.

[noesunexito.livejournal.com]

Don't sweat it, we're only doing this because there has been an unusually high amount of icon posting lately and you only comprise like what? 4% of it?
Anyway, we're just trying to tell people that if they want to xpost their icons in here that they should add some sort of content so it's not just the same "OMG MY ICONS!!!!" 6 times.
And plus we just told all the new people where to find icons!

[jangmi.livejournal.com]

mgomogmg u need stick on my poeeorpprrr

[sironimo.livejournal.com]

I think this is a good decision! In fact, all icons (and stuff) would be post in specialized communities...that will be a perfect world lol (but i don't think that will work :p)

[noesunexito.livejournal.com]

It would be a perfect world if we modded all the other communities!!!11