arashi_on | Jan. 10th, 2010

I don't usually make posts like these to the community, but I couldn't help myself after reading their latest group talk from Pia no. 1302. It's just so awesome I couldn't resist sharing a summary of the highlights so you guys can also boggle at the utter retardation that is Arashi. XD

In a nutshell, they were asked to sit down and completely plan out an all-member drama amongst themselves, from the title to the plot to the theme song to even how the promotion posters will look like. For an idea of what sort of thing they came up with, this is the title and catchphrase:

RANDOM BALLS
Friendship, love, ---------------balls.

And here are the finer points of "Random Balls" (not entirely in the same order from the article since their talk was very much all over the place and they often went on tangents before returning to the original topic):

( And they took up six whole pages for this!? )

I don't know about you guys, but I would absolutely love to watch a drama like this. ♥

UPDATE
Kabachi, Navi on air in live from Nagoya Dome!!! sorry it’s Kabachi navi (14:00-15:00) in live from Nagoya dome 特上カバチ!!今夜スタート櫻井翔＆堀北真希が名古屋ドームから生出演!!
Sho-chan’s during CM episode was O-chan’s family bingo story. the one O-chan talked at Mezamashi. Tamo-san asked “ Do you work today? “ Sho-chan “today we don’t work as Arashi, but sometime they watch the show and send mail after the show. ‘You did good face’”.
seems GANTZ action scene are already taken mid December according stunt man’s blog. “all in black suit” “impressive performance fierce image that recently you haven’t seen.” Gants will be filmed Osaka scene.
To do list of Tanada (Aiba) 14:49 ①Ymagiwa (Nino) at security centre calls for order. ②bring order to security centre. ③ go to toilet at 15F 15:10 ④call police from cell phone and tell them large criminals head count. ⑤ go in cleaning broom closet. 15:30 ⑥ tell police there’s bomb in the ceiling of 25^th floor. ⑦ monitor near by toilet, president…. ⑧…Basement 1 floor opens by signal of Yamagiwa…⑨ steps…. Changes ⑩ door B-1…. Security….president.
Kabachi, AP diary, Kabachi team is in middle of filming. Today we film climax of episode 3, you can see passionate Tamura and Misuzu. We did frilming of promotion show for Osama no branch, tokujo (supreme) segment, shopping master. What Tatsumi-san bought? Reaction of Sho-kun and other were fresh. And Shoo-kun and Maki-chan appears branch on 16^th. They appear at beginning of show don’t miss it. It’s already 16 o’clock. Getting cold in the night. At filming site we prepare measures against cold, with hot drink such as plum kelp tea (Sho-chan’s favorite)
Nishino-san of King Kong blog, today is filming of Haneru no Tobira. We had meeting of Yaya Arashi (fake Arashi) My phone rang. t,I forgot to turn off my mobile phone. Actually it was miracle happens. This was from leader Ohno-man of real Arashi! They watched video of yaya Arashi with 5 of Arashi. I hope someday they come to scorch them. By the way I ‘m fan of the piece of work that Ohno-man creates.
Otonoha updated, title: A Happy New Year. A happy new year. (It’s been already while to be turned New Year.) It’s me. Please support me this year too. How have you spent new-year? I think as 4th was Monday, many might spent shorter new-year’s holiday. Me, I backed home at 4am. Then I watched Kohaku and Countdown concert drinking alcohol. I slept early morning “I sleep without setting alarm, shit, New year!!” on 1st as I thought. I got up evening. I reached my aim. We ate dinner (for me breakfast) with family. I watched futsal at Tokio-san’s special show with family. My family was speechless because of eldest son’s splendid performance, (I believed so) 2nd; we visited grandparent’s place. I gave to otoshidama to my relative and spent time chatting. I watched Lep-league with relatives. Sakurai family enraged outcry because of former ace poor Sho. “If you stand there you can hardly do…” I covered it up by smiling. But as I couldn’t cover all. So I get home. 3rd; First day work of year. Early morning in Chiba for filming of Tokujo Kabachi. I moved a lot at “Fighting scene” from early morning. (if you thought “what this?” don’t m! i! s! s! 2nd episode.)Then 2nd episode completed filming. So as we worked on 3rd. staff prepared this. A staff’s parents does fish shop prepared BBQ with squid, scalloped, turban shell and tuna’s head. Let’s BBQ. I used to like shellfish a lot and called sea otter brother. shove into my mouth. Then they prepare 2 kind of ozone in miso taste and soy sauce taste. Fully satisfied. Fully stomach. I realized if you start to early the work, happiness is awaiting. It’s like “The early bird catches the worm.” so I started 2010 from 3rd January. Newly, this year to please support me. Wish you happiness!!! …oh! Kohaku song fest. I was exxxxxtremely nervous. Everybody was nervous. So just before we appeared we stood in a circle. Was not lose one. We put spirit with serious circle. After performance we went to car in hurry doing high five with staffs of our agency and labels. In the car meeting of countdown concert. When we made a pause. We watched Kohaku that Nino recorded on his mobile phone with 5 together. When we applaud the success each other, we got to Tokyo Dome. Renewly I realized we could make to be such a big stage being supported by many people. It was the last day of 2009 resonate voice “Arashi, Kohaku Thank you.” 10 Jan.2010 Sho Sakurai
Orista blog, after press conf. or Oricon ceremony. 22 Dec. They all came to back stage with smile. Manager says, “ you guys enjoyed too much!” Aiba-kun “because it was fun, right? “Photo shooting, photographer requests to make atmosphere “ we got prize!” all shouted “Yey!” they show pleasant smile. After shooting. Aiba-kun make pose like Tuse (Kasuga of Audrey) says “ everybody, have Happy merry Christmas!” Promptly Ninomiya-kun “what’s this…”