Arashi Exciting School 6/17 17:00- report

[yamakaze067.livejournal.com]

I actually didn’t attend this lesson.

opening: pretty same.please enjoy! let’s study together. we welcome people who take lesson firs time or not (signature pose)why do you signature pose to camera? as we do 2nd lesson after last year. this is challenging!  please bring back what you learn here and make this connect to your action.

[Notice] I made it. I have sense of pushing throughthis is letter of challenge from Arashi! (try to do signature pose but Jun-kun hide his face with his text book) I think all wanted to wok. [video]  goods sales area monitor at Tokyo dome at 22 Gate was screened. one it was played in slow. one of 4 shop staff who sale pop cone in the video was O-chan. O-chan grin holding pop corn in both his hands. it was teacher,himself did it (some students noticed it)

   

Lesson 1: Nino Kachi Kachi lesson. (hard-wired)
Can I, teacher prepare a bit. Itomo (okay!) [video] Ninomiya teacher inside of class room. try to find the criminal who broke vase. this is the video to find what was different in the footage. in the video Nino act monoplay “who did it? is it you? teacher feels so sad”  we have done already twice. it’s about time to get flexible brain. we are already Konyaku (soft food) so, I think Ohno-kun guess what is wrong. (O-chan could not answer) yes! yes! teacher I know! okay Aiba-kun.oh, may I? me? (he hesitated) okay, so, vase was changed. vase was changed. but who is criminal? Sho-chan says he knows who! month of calendar was June but changed to July. then criminal is the one od back seat wears red. … (then he noticed) so I say in front of 450K people, this calls an incoherence!  audience: laugh every body take note “incoherence”!!! [right answer video]  first video was not screen whole class room, actually desks, chairs and students were changed, things moved. it had many numbers changes for about 1 min video. 4: it has changes so many?? (actually it has 20 changes. vase has not changed) if this changes so many by contraries you don’t notice. right if you when you concentrate one (who broke vase)  you don’t notice around. all must not notice it was changed air chair. as there’re so many changes,  I don’t care about criminal any more. (then explanation about preconceived notion)
[ experiment]  (Nino shows a bin) here’s a bin, there’s a marble inside. please take this marble from the bin with in 10 sec. so… Ohno-kun come to next to teacher. (O-chan goes to Nino)  if this take over 10 sec. this explodes. Ready start! (Nino leaves from platform. O-chan could not open, then gas was shot beside platform. to avoid it, O-chan put both hands up. (Sho-kun saw it)however you didn’t open. it’s cool. this impossible! (when Nino try to say right answer) ah, it’s bottom turns. this is not about “oh, bottom. this is not bottom that turns.  right answer: usually to open cap, turn to left. but this bin can’t open unless turning to right.   as turning to left was empirical value. however you turn the cap to left it was not opened.  [explanation of affordance and sliding door] explanation is same as previous class.  (suddenly) so let’s run. don’ want ! we did last year as well. teacher, let’s run together. (audience: clap)  no, teacher is okay. if teacher runs, you can’t notice. actually I have to run later. any way  right at my lesson. first come, first served (showing box to choose running order) (order to run: M→S→A→O. they go to position at running track) when teaches says Ready starts, this is start. I see. Ready, (Baang) (Jun-kun doesn’t start running) I leant at class right, I have still not said start!  (Jun-kun start running in a hurry. (when pass baton)  Sakurai-kun!  Matsumoto-kun! go for it!  (nino goes to pool side and sit there, when O-chan approaches to goal, take out remote control. and goal tape moved forth a bit.  but O-chan makes goal normally) ack! this supposed to work much better. (seems if Nino control remote control goal tape move forward, and can’t make goal. he tried once again. but didn’t work well. maybe it supposed to control closer? closer than this? however I came to here. err. as I’m opposite side, I don’t know at all. what was happen? goal didn’t move at all………I supposed to run forever? you notice it so late!! after all Ninomiya teacher didn’t run, so I let you to run at my class. [closing] is same.   

   

Lesson 2: Aiba-chan Paku Paku lesson (food lesson, fish version)

you must be hungry by now. can you wait 10 sec. closing your eyes. (Jun-kun and Sho-kun kept open eyes and looked at Aiba-chan. ) colose your eyes!! (Aiba-chan changes to Sushi cook costume in earnest) Hey welcom! what do you think I make today? it written Sushi on your costume. what do you want to eat? I have learnt from master of Ginza SushikoGari (ginger. Sho-kun eats Gari on the counter) Gari is yummy. after all Ginza Sushi restaurant has delicious Gari. (4 start eat Gari) tell me what you want! spotted shad marbled rockfish tuna  okay asyou want to eat tuna. let’s make Tuna [video about tuna] same as previous lesson [quiz] which is tuna’s family? A: mackerel B:porgy C: horse mackerel D: sardine.only who got right answer can eat! Ohno teacher do you know it? almost.  Are you confident?   I am! give me tip! (Aiba-chan mimic the way a fish swimming. extend arm, move slowly) cameraperson surprised your movement, right? I don’t know anymore because of it.(grin) (O& S& M answers A, Nino answers B) somehow this by visual. (Right Answer: A ) somehow Aiba-chan screamed “mackerel"” mackerel!” at back stage!!! if this is mackerel this would be big issue. I don’t have subjective complaint! (Aiba-chan make sushi for 3. one was with a lot of Wasabi. )by the way how long did you practiced make sushi? intensively 20 min. I think so short! this is not 2 days. (Aia-chan making sushi) you are improving. first day rice was hard. right. (when AIba-chan hand was closed up at monitor, his grip is pretty hard.)  maybe some would make sushi tonight, I want to explain this!!! you! rice is crashed. it was good I didn’t get right answer. (about video) BTW I see something fake Sakana-kun in the footage. today’s one I learnt from Sakana-kun, all! (photo with Sakana-kun screened in the monitor)   so tuna is mackerel family, I didn’t know it.so which family mackerel is? please see at web site for detail. (grin) so where’s web site? (3+ Aiba-chan ate tuna)  [video] how to boil chewy shrimp. rolling boil 3 times 1st boil water up to rolling boil. 2nd put shrimp in the hot water until rolling boil. 3rd put water in the hot water until rolling boil. then put ice water. [quiz] Miso of shrimp Miso and crab miso is which part? A: brain. B: lever. C: fat. D:genitalia I thought it was brain, until this quiz.if this is genitalia. shrimp has genitalia in the head?? it could be.  answers S: D, M: A, O: B, N: C.is there right answer among theses it must have it!!! [right answer] B  shrimp-miso and crab-miso is same as eating lever. so I make shirimp! (Aiba-chan start make sushi. but as it didn’t work),  why?? I can’t make well. (a lot of rice srick on his hand) sorry. (he licks rice with fingers)oh, you ate  it was good I didn’t answer right answer. I don’t want such Sushi restaurant!!it’s fine as I wash hands. I wonder I put a lot of wasabi, as leader seems he like wasabi not reallyit’s fine, it’s fine.you press too hard! hey, sorry to keep you wait.(eating Sushi) yummy!….spicy!! (as too much wasabi)(biting sushi) sorry  [video to catch conger] [4 eat shell food]  same menu. help yourself yummy! as Sho-chan loves shell yummy! I’m so please to be told "delicious and thank you.” I love you all! [closing] same.      

    

Lesson 3: Sho-kun Goku Goku lesson (water lesson)

as we had meal. it’s must be time to get thirsty by now. let’s have a water.  5: renaissance ! (a Japanese gag) [video: Japanese traditional water recycle system and Tokyo dome water recycle]  let’s see how much we usually use water. Goku Goku set come on! [Shower] (today is Aiba-chan mannequin with green brief) I usually wear green brief. you don’t ! (N&M&O get water for shower) usually I brush teeth, but I skip. do I do as usual? (he does shampoo) this is shower in public. shampoo, then while I put rinse, I go to body.  (leave rinse) at first  left arm…what you do now is right arm then right arm,….chest…. then I go often this part (between leg) then go to leg…. then back…. wash face in soapy body….. then wash away at one stroke.” (from head)  (when take of rain coat) this hot! mist over. this is like our debut. (counting bucket)   12!!! why you so short.actually you take shower pretty quick, as you usually take shower with 45degree hot water?. I don’t this is not related. as I wash away in one stroke? (as washing brush is 14 Arashi (buckets 7 L) Aiba-kun, you should stop bush teeth in the bash. right, I leant a thing. (grin)  

Lesson 4: Jun-kun Somosomo lesson (your origin lesson)

everybody do you take memo? [video: origin of pencil] [parent-kid] inter view brother sister, Itsuki-kun and Suzune-chan. [video: giving birth]    so let's think about origin of member. after all today is… stop it!  after all today is this guy(then celebration of Nino BD, square Birthday cake was brought)  I'm afraid you to do this. no actually we have hardly such occasion. (all sing happy birthday. after singing 4 let off a firecracker, Nino blows candles) eat cake. this looks delicious cake.with plenty strawberries. I serve for you. no it’s fine. Aiba-kun serve for him. it’s fine! (Aiba-chan approaches to Nino) you go first.I should not eat at first!  here we goo. Aaaan (open your mouth)  (Nino opens mouth however he said no, he eats. Nino doesn’t make happy face. as this was Umeboshi, salty pickled plum cake not strawberry.) actually this was cake using Umeboshi that we got from Nino’s mother. so a word from Nino. (talks pretty slowly) thank you for celebrating. turning 29… nothing has changed specially. I enjoy living everyday.  th…30, ….40,…even 50. I think I dye hair in blond some times. I try do it. thank you. so this time I interview with Nino’s mother how he was born.   [interview with Nino Mama]  same as morning school about his weight did you know.I have things I didn’t know as wellyour mother struggled, right (as he as too big baby, hard to give a birth)  right, the photo when I was little was fat just like a water balloon. (O-chan laughed a lot)  you should not be so. / same Q& A about name. actually I think at back stage or other, Nino always cares about others. he is sort of reconciliatory role. so name could express him self, I think. so (和 is circle of people ) how about 也? this is 也 like “’as of’ sum of 10,000 yen.” (use this to calculate with abacus) so this could be short word of “as of take esteem highly circle of people” / and another candidate of your name, it has 二宮大 scary. finally. it seems to have station name 二宮大this is like college name.. Can you say “I’m Hiroshi.” in the camera ….. I’m Hiroshi. (like comedian) you don’t look like Hiroshi. as we go t used to 4 letters. this is habit. one day I’d put a dot like dog. 犬 / Q: what did you do for memory? A:  I started work when he was 2 years old. so I try to be with him as long as possible in evening.  we went on trip summer. we had physical contact. I express “your parent loves you so much” with body. what your mother express Nino as “you” is very herI wonder this comes from this. I like home a lot. when I go on trip I have pouty face. but as she is not usually with you. she take trip caring about you, right?     the reason why I do physical contact from this.I got letter from Nino mama, she wrote 2 letters for part 1 and part 2. so I read.    
Kazu, Happy Birthday. as you joined Johnny’s agency since 1st grade of junior high school.  Your school memory could be more primary school. when you were early school year of primary school. you are bullied. you refused to go to school. however it was going school in a group, you went late.and also often have your stomach hurt. you were unstable mentally. when you are late school year of primary school you often play with ball after school at school field. I think it was 5th grade, there’s bullying in your class. I heard from your teacher, you didn’t try to be a party to them, and treated the child who were bullied normally. and when he was asked to peep girls changing room. I heard you refused saying “ I don’t want to such thing.” refusing need courage, I’m really pleased. many friends visited our house. it was game sprees eating Tako-Yaki. when you meet the person you know outside you greeted taking off your cap properly. still you still receive praise. according one of mother story, you were called  “Madame killer” grandpa, grandma and Jun-chan, all of us are pleased Kazu’s activities.  please continue the work that is pleased by all trying not to disappoint all’s hope. it’s me who get power, I’m always alllllways your and Arashi fun. 6/17 Heisei 24 Nino Mama
what is girls changing room? I think actually. changing room as located from class room, as I hardly go out from class room.  actually I thought I was bullied by late primary school grade. am I get bullied all the time!? not should be. we hardly got letter from your mother. unexpectedly we hardly discuss, I don’t know well.  (Nino got letter from Jun-kun. hold it preciously. reads over)   [closing]  

Lesson 5: O-chan Gera Gera lesson (laughing lesson)
so I want to do lesson make you laugh. Ninomiya as it’s your birthday, laugh! (Nino got hesitated)  well, let’s laugh together. audience: laugh. [video: brain blood flow measurement device] (O-chan turn from serious face to smile then back to serious face)  how is it. which one you like you fake face. [Gera Gera competition] if I win, what do you give me? you can fight with smile master. actually I call big guest. 1st round: Sho-Jun. winner is Jun-kun. 2nd round is Ninoai  I want to make smart. I will avenge for you (Sho-kun)  winner is Aiba-chan. what was wrong?? final: Aiba-chan and Jun-kun. so let’s vocalize to laugh. (lish laughter yoga) ha ha ha! ha ha ha!  winner: Jun-kun. I’m Smile Master! (low pitched voice) I have watched your game. you are still so weak. master, have you ever lost?I have never lost, as I win too much I cry everyday. too bad you cry. if you have any question, I answer any. what is tip? facial expression is important but also emotion is important. 2 of you fooled this.you mean fake laugh is fine, right?  (hesitate to answer)  right, but this is different…. final: Sho-kun and O-chan.champion: Jun-kun. you have never won! after all Smile master lost, what smile master would be.I’m just master. all: laugh. (suddenly) as I shoot GeraGera beam. please laugh. can you do this really? like last year it makes raise hands? it could be. at first I do it to you. this is stupid (but stand up)  Gera Geeera! Gera Geera!  4: ahhh raised hand. you put hands up, right? naturally I did. actually if tomorrow entertainment news use only this part, people would wonder what kind of event it was.  (looking at camera) don’t use this!  so we all do this. here we go : Gera Geera, Gera Geera.  (in the end he said “fight”) what is fight? [closing]  so I sing “smile song” !(same lyric and came melody. O-chan get more enthusiastic according singing progressed. ) seems feel good. this 3rd time, you improve more and more. maybe tomorrow entertainment show your part only would be used. (to camera) please use this in good way. you are positive.you are positive. 

 

ending
it was good to studio together not by myself. (grin) please enter school again (to A) yes!! please bring back what you learnt today to your home. and use it. this is rare experience to take lesson with big number of people. I want to do it again. I hardly get receive meaningful letter, so it was grateful. letter is good.  I think, you try to write letter or journal. as today is Father’s day. so it’d be good to write letter to your father. we sing our school song Furusato. 

[school song]
[greeting in the 2 cars] separation is same.  

 

   

 

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Comments

[nikoru1205.livejournal.com]

aww, I love this!! thanks so much

[sesquerdo.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the report, Yamakaze-san! ^.^