Arashi Exciting School 7/14 17:00- report

[yamakaze067.livejournal.com]

I actually didn’t attend this lesson.

【Opening title】: video is same Jun-kun from gym, Aiba-chan having lunch in Yoshitaro costume, Nino in the car, O-chan drink latte in Enomoto costume. Sho-kun at Zero gathered to Kyocera Dome. the one got big roar was Nino as he show new hair style in public first time. he cut hair like soft Mohawk died hair brown could be ash color. (the one Aired today’s Shiyagare could be earlier of this year one as O-chan is not trimmed hair) all of Dome roar to Nino.

opening school declaration. : ha… from now…. (O-chan stumbled from beginning) audiences: laugh. then 5 talks about their feeling about exciting school. every time Nino at screen audiences roar. 5:…? Jun-kun noticed why. Ninomiya-kun did you cut your hair? thank you (bashful grin)as drama is over. I didn’t noticed it. Aiba teacher you also cut your hair right? (just like aired at Shimura zoo, trimmed hair like O-chan) you should not notice this one. so it has started. (Aiba-chan explains, but he has a bit strange spirits.) Aiba-san, you are not in good condition today. I’m in good condition. I mistook volume. 4: volume?? mistook it, this means control of my groove. students every inch here, can you raise your hand? audience: yes. people who become students after long time? audiences: yes! exciting school support you such condition.
【today’s notice】in the world there’re thing you miss. have you noticed?did we do today as well? we did it. this is actually letter of challenge from Arashi anybody took that thing? audiences:?? video: red balloon that sho-kun blows up was left at corridor at gate no.16. 6 min later parent-kit take it throw in the dust bin. actually there’s another thing to notice. what it is?when I leave from video I did “Gets” ( a gag) I don’t know

Lesson 1: Nino Kachi Kachi lesson. (hard-wired)

【video】 same video of 6/16 guess how many times white shirts people pass the ball. Aiba-kun 16 times Sakurai-kun Do you count also black shirt person pass to white shirts person as well? no we don’t. if so, this is 15 times.how about Ohno-kun 16 times. until pose but still have rest. No, no it’s fine. how about Matsumoto-kun actually nothing related, the person who sits back look like Ohno-san at Locked Room, this is… no. right answer is 16 times. but actually Ninomiya teacher was there. I noticed! Nino appeared to video. [replay video] Nino in blond siting at bench and waving Arashi school board. / at stage door set was installed (same as Tokyo) Aiba-kun laughed all the time. 3: what happened. as door set appeared. open the door and bring extinguisher within 10 sec. if you can’t this explodes! scary, scary, scary!!! I can make it as my brain now flexible. certainly yours seems flexible. Aiba-chan challenged. he run up about 10 m to open door, but the result, he could not open the door. and gas came out. what?? I could make it in Tokyo. this is exactly prepossession. door is open pull or push, in Tokyo this came to sliding door. but actually not only sliding door. (he opened door sliding up) teacher you are amazing. really amazing. (Nino opens door and pass the extinguisher to Aiba-chan) hooray! if you get used to prepossession too much, you will have big demerit. then he hold out drawing box without saying anything. what’s this? let’s run cheerfully today as well! 4:….draw quickly. if you’d see if you see this. damn it, I mad it. (drew the part with hurdles) staffs didn’t take less then one min. today’s running course it has hurdles for 4th runner. S→A→O→M. there's no baton today, touch with hand. their is timer to count down from 1 min. however Jun-kun made goal. countdown didn’t stop. then finally. Bang!!I told you to finish I cut goal tape! I told you to make goal. that is just white tape. this is just quibble!please gather! 3 gather and search a goal. . Sho-kun who came from longest distance wave hands to audiences, take some posing of Usain Bolt. 4 check fully around Jun-kun run and goal tape. actually. at the part to step over of 7th hurdle among 10, “goal” (in Hiragana) is written with small letter. this made with polystyrene foam, if you kick it. this opens.this is prepossession that hurdle is thing to step over. you can take it down (he say it taking down hurdles) I feel regret it’s me who feel regret. can I say something. Stop messing around!!!! when you cut white tape, say “congrats “ I’m so embarrassed to step over in earnest. I stepped over it after long time. you are good at hurdle! you were so cute!

Lesson 2: Aiba-chan Paku Paku lesson (food lesson, fish version)

you must be hungry by now. I heard so. where did you heard it? close your eyes for 10 sec. you will have something good! (Aiba-chan change to Sushi cook costume) they move Aiba Sushi restaurant set, sit SMON order.

what do you want to eat?Sakurai-kun! salmon!no, Matsumoto-kun! 4: what you mean “no”! spotted shad! ( he loves he ordered in Tokyo as well) so close! Ohno-kun! 4: close?? Japanese horse mackerel! um,Japanese horse mackerel. Ninomiya-kun! mackerel! I see, let’s do salmon! (mandatorily) 4: why!! you know salmon right?: 4: I know. you said so. I know it, so what? you said so. Ohno said most! Ohno said most. you guys, bad. / salmon is white fish as they eat shrimps they become red.
【Quiz about salmon】 Q: whey salmon can get back to the their home town river from sea? A: see position of star and sun. B feel magnetic attraction of earth. C: can pick up river’s smell. D: look at map. this, is it only salmon that back to their river? how about other fish?I only answer about salmon today!! sever!! is there any salmon that doesn’t eat this shrimp? I don’t get this information. but if you eat something white, they’d become white.this is like weather forecast (the way he says) do you need tip? if you have hint, tell us. okay no hint. why you said so? O: A, N: B, C: M &S . according information of Sakana-kun salmon is back to the place where they were born. 4 got surprised. Sho-kun and Jun-kun got right answer. if you think salmon’s feeling this must be C.as thy only eat shrimps they can pick up smell.I see, you mention good point. I think they can see (sun and stars) have you ever heard this? I haven’t. If i think about their feeling, this could be C. but I want to travel!! Audiences: ??? sorry, now I’m a salmon. as I have map that I can go anywhere else!! you picked good point. here we go. Right answer is C. Aiba-chan made sushi pretty good. you cancel Mabodofu switch to Sushi. my father will be sad.4: did you cooked it for your father!! this is filial to my parents. what next? octopus!right answer (Sho-kun trepidant as this got right answer at first) 4: what is right answer??
【Quiz about octopus】who felt precious about leftover soup after boiling octopus? A: Army, B: calligrapher, C:noble, D:Sado artist.how about audiences opinion why this comes like Millionaire I think leader would know it. eh? I heard this phrase from leader. I haven’t said so. if you guess A? audiences and Jun-kun: clap (but few) O picked B, N & S: D. why? Ninomiya-kun. I thought they write with boiled water. or you can practice. to make face of army black.i think you should not used boiled water. actually this is used at tea ceremony in good way, somehow. Right answer: as it has rich taurine for good nutritional fortification. they used to drink leftover soup in the water flask. (the reason why leader used to say, he used to ask to manager to by drink with taurine when he is tired or bad heath condition. he used to say it often! O-chan doesn’t remember. but ….Oh, I used to say it. Jun-kun eat 3 pieces. how many you make!! (as Aiba-chan made as he expect many would get right answer) as he ate 3 pieces of octopus. this is taurine 3000 (there’re many energy drink with taurine 3000 in the market)
【video to catch conger】then all eat calm. is it yummy? yes. Gochisousama, thank you. (he said Aiba-chan lesson ending word) then Aiba-chan closed the lesson saying Gochisousama, thank you

  

Lesson 3: Sho-kun Goku Goku lesson (water lesson)

you must be thirsty by now. you can drink water. 5: renaissance! (comedian’s pretty old gag, that Mirei-chan turned out at Arashi-chan) 【video of traditional Japanese water recycling system】【Kyocera Dome】 Kyocera dome also recycle water. capture rainwater is used fro toilet, and save 20%.
【Shower time】teacher now I’m upset. if you change your hair style, please let me know (as Nino mannequin photo is in blond)sorry.only what was not changed is under pants (high-cut yellow underpants) Nino countercharge. O& A &M are in charge to bring water. they must start from stage but Jun-kun already arrived to pool is this from stage? it’s okay. from your position. (while that O-chan goes to middle of stage and pool, and hearing talk of Sho-Jun, he back to stage a bit. Aiba-chan stand by properly on stage) they started carrying water. O &A carry water without word.Matsumoto-kun is coming (like Zakiyama style) wait for me, Nino! Matsujun is coming (like Zakiyama style) Nino’s shower, take shower sampoo I don’t use rinse.→ face→arm you usually wash there? (as he got tired) →neck→front body→front leg →back →leg→wash away. 13 Arashi (65ℓ) how about kind of cuticle with my own oil. (deep voice)

Lesson 4: Jun-kun Somosomo lesson (your origin lesson)

【video: giving birth】 same as Tokyo this is really thank you about you were born. and thank you about giving birth. I realized how hard each single person is born. thank you my mother. later I will call my Kaachan. as you often call. her

【Origin of Sho-kun】 Q to Sho-kun mother: do you remember when your son was born? A: this was magic like an illusion. a man is born from woman, I felt arcanum like a magic without trick. 【happening during pregnancy 】I did run in to the train.get bulging waistline caught in the train door. he must be compressed somewhere (could be his shoulder?) left… around my butt… this should not be!! this is pretty big accident! I heard this first time. I was reformed as I was taking 30 years. Q to Sho-kun mother: how did you pick up his name? A: as my mother was committed to Sho Shibata,a novelist I name from him.unpredictable quality that sheep 羊 has wings 羽. this is so romantic but this is like Pegasus but feel more soft tenderness. at drama site, Masatoshi Nakamura-san and other says Sho Shibara. after all this generation people say it often. this is like column. you mean, poem? column is article in the corner of newspaper.right right this.I want to see him someday. however I’d meet him, what should I talk? Q what kind of child he was when he was a little child? A: before primary school. we had dispute at Shibuya, I left him. I get on bus, when the bus turned at Roppongi street. I see about 5 years old boy was walking. I wondered if, looked at him carefully. it was him, he is not crying at all, he walked giving the stink eye to me. that time he was already the type to judge and behave on his own. I remember this. you know, around current Hikarie, it was rotary for bus (this could be the bus go to Shinbashi, it was in front of Hikarie passing through Roppongi street) I don’t know reason but we has quarrel. the distance to my house. I thought I can walk. then started walk. then I find my mother on bus. I looked daggers. what is strange, your mother takes bus, right? you walk fast. actually, she must search me a lot, it had such time. so you have not started in same time. not together. what I imagined was if 5 years boy is lost, this could caused quite an uproar coming police. but when I walk I find my mother. I realized she really left me. Q: what was worried about him? A: this was about he joined Johnny’s agency. when brown envelop was in our post, this was exactly thunderbolt out of the blue. I heard he was applied.I thought a parent's job is not close this way, maintain his way, and support him to go his favorite way. I always worried about him and watched him. you applied on your own. yes I did Q: what did you do for memory? A: I didn’t nothing special for memory. star gazing at star village in Yatsugatake, enjoy calm at Nemu no Sato in Mie, make basic tanning for tanning competition in Shimoda sea. at first trip to overseas, victory of conch shell horn competition on ship. so he must blow his horn (tell a tall tale) sometimes. why she said pretty god joke in the end. as I used to play trombone, was it when I was 4th grade? as I play good sounds, I won. I think I got this conch shell. you like competition. I used to like it. tanning competition, as school this means students play a lot, I think. but Sakurai family stake for dank skin. they put sun oil to their kid, usually parents do converse, right? they put sun screen. reading her text, I realized this is Sakurai family. I got precious thing from mother of Sakurai-san. Sho-kun mother: this is Rugby uniform that he joined when he was 4th grade at primary school. that time football was not major. he joined rugby club to get position. when he become junior high school, football was boom. he turns to football club. (Uniform is yellow and black horizontal lines, number is 9) she kept it. my family, we have whole uniforms and school bags. I know I have it, but I don’t know where they kept. you can wear this still now? there’s pants too. so small! unexpectedly I can wear this just size. but lower part is too bad (too short) I’m glad I have same memory with my parent. (there’s socks with “S” of needlework

Lesson 5: O-chan Gera Gera lesson (laughing lesson)
Sakurai-kun, laugh. (suddenly pointed out. he laughed at full power, but O-chan didn’t mention it)   
【video: brain wave】
【laughing competition】
1st round M vs A. Jun-kun lost because of teeth.seems it’s better you show teeth. 2nd round N vs S, Sho-kun show his teeth in earnest actually this is not really smile any more. Sho-kun won. 3rd round S vs A. Nino and Jun-kun trying capture by camera in the back. anyway, they are screened small, this could be okay. as they get approval. youngest children participated as small in screen. and miracle happens. Nino almost blankness just showing his teeth. blue bird came to Nino. and actually bird must perch on head. but on Nino’s face!! Final round Nino vs Smile master. and miracle again.blue bird perches on master’s head!!
【Ohno Beam】 can you shoot beam? have you seen yellow light. Oh, I said yellow right.

【Smile song】 smile face, this is important, smile face, this is nice, smile face, it’s important. that’s why wish all in smile face. everybody gets in smile face. make smile face to Osaka!!!!!!

past Arashi exciting school 2012

Comments

[coolohoh]

i love it how they change the contents of the lesson each time, especially nino's lesson... so the members dont have the pretend to NOT know because they REALLY dont :)

thank you so much for sharing!

[madongaku.livejournal.com]

thank you sooo much for posting the report
its so interesting dat they have different situation every time
i hope they keep doing the arashi school event

[sesquerdo.livejournal.com]

Thanks for sharing the report, Yamakaze-san! ^.^

[basirah-anati.livejournal.com]

whoaaa sho-kun's mother sure isnt like typical mother. and thank god, surely sho-kun is capable of taking care of himself by then. (i seriously wanna know about sho-kun's side of story, about his family reaction when he was accepted as johny's.) such a sweet letter though :)

above all, thanks so much for sharing :)