arashi_on | Arashi Exciting School 7/15 11:00- report

I actually didn’t attend this lesson.

【notice】:this is letter of challenge form Arashi (signature face) ; you have already received our letter of challenge. around 8am. O-chan fished on the boat called Ohno ship at river near by river. he fished there about 15 min. he caught eel. no one noticed it.

Lesson 1: Nino Kachi Kachi lesson. (hard-wired)

teacher, you have cut your hair. Can you turn around?this is sort of image of Koji Kikukawa.this is not "the notice!” Nino let Aiba-chan read a text.as teacher is kind. can I say. as Aiba-san is stupid.hey! This is all in Hiragana. Aiba-chan read text. Hello, (Konnichiwa) the other day Aiba-kun slipped at school. as his trouser was torn. his bottom was seen. Aiba-kun, you are hardheaded. you are stupid. this is exactly. actually text was not Konnichiwa. it was written “Kochiniwa” this is preconceived notion. / next Nino takes water pistols big one and small one. this is shooting battle with big one and small one with some distance. if you were hit. you lose. fast runner can take water pistol. is it Takshi Kitano at Battle Royal? Ready go (Jun-kun started run) if I say so, please run. S & A got big one. M & O got small one. when SHo-kun tries to shoot. this pistol shoot to back side, so Aiba-chan who was behind Sho-kun got wet. later he shoot to back on purpose, they started hit each other. all got wet. this is preconceived notion. Aiba-san can you shoot again? Aiba-chan get O &M wet. you are really stupid!! 4 get down from stage to target Nino. morning has unique amusingness we really like water pistols.
【door set】 as teacher get tired, Aiba-kun can you teach them in the person of teacher. door set: there’s door nob, this seen you open to pull or push, but this open to slid upper side. this is heavy! doing this by my self!!
【run】 Nino draw a numbered ball from box and throw to members, I want 3rd runner. (the ball Sho-kun catches was no.3) running order O→A→S→M if I run, can I notice something?you can. what do you mean today? run to goal. where is goal?find it on your own. yesterday I did hudle, goal tape ahead of hurdles….Ready starts! (goal tape moves, Nino controls goal tape. this moves pretty fast. but Jun-kun forereached and cut tape but. 4 make merry “you create amazing thing!” hey you, you behave this is not concert you too much teacher said can you make goal. not can you cut goal tape.I’ve seen goal somewhere else. Matsumoto-kun is caught up in your own prejudice. look at tape. it’s written “hang in there” this is just cheering. this lesson is really kind of….(he is unsatisfied) teacher is touched. Matsumoto-kun is serious with a capital. as today we didn’t have baton. we did touch. but Sakurai-kun missed it. this could not seen as dome is spacious. but Matsumoto-kun waited for him “hey!” you are serious. (that’s why you run until fake goal tape)

Lesson 2: Aiba-chan Paku Paku lesson (food lesson, fish version)

you must be hungry by now. can you close your eyes for 5 sec? 4: 5 sec is ok for you? (Aiba-chan changed to Sushi cook costume) you should do this earlier. they move to Sushi set. is this open? (開いて”る”?) California Roll (カリフォルニアロー”る”) ordered too much (たのみすぎ”る”) friends coming (友く”るー” but in Green Label Cm this was 友来た”るー”) what do you want to eat? Tuna! lean tissue! no, this! this! seaweed! no! turban shell! no! sea toad! horse mackerel! let’s do with horse mackerel! we can select any!

【horse mackerel quiz】Q:why this call horse mackerel (Aji) A: there’re many in Asia.B: as it’s good be 鯵 (horse mackerel) C: perishable (Ashi ga hayai) D: as this can be caught at Ashima of Ehime. is there any from Ehime (to audience) do you know Ashima? audiences: don’t know. (then Aiba-chan askes to audience each answer) N& M: B, O: C as I looked at parent kid seat. mothers clapped at B mothers know any thing, right? right answer is among these! sorry, it’s only teacher who got hyper. Right answer is B. Aiba-chan make Sushi for winner. put horse mackerel on my left answer, then Wasabi…. oh, you don’t need wasabi. this is not Ajii ii. (he means “Agi ii”:taste good, that’s this called Aji) actually what was Ashima. I don’t know about Ashima info. don’t you think improved? right, master, delicious! / designer of Sakana-kun created Aiba-chan’s fish cap. this is “conger-kun” next porgy!flatfish! horse mackerel! jack mackerel! I don’t know such difference!(of mackerel) Shrrrimp! right answer.
【shrimp quiz】 what kind of shrimp taste bad? A:when moonlit night is continued. B: day of real summer heat C: after downpour D: after thunder. I try to think feeling of shrimp. (he think) shrimp goes one way. … I come to delicious. (the reason why he picked thunder) it becomes atrophic by thunder.Ebi (Shrimp)-Jun who love shrimps? audience: yes! S: C, N & M& O: D, Right answer is A. no one got right answer. it’s Aiba-chan eat sushi. I don’t like such Sushi restaurant. next? Shrimp again! sea egg! I know! let’s make it conger.
【video of conger】

Lesson 3: Sho-kun Goku Goku lesson (water lesson)

you must be thirsty by now. let’s have water. Ka…Kanpai! do we do that one? 5: Renaissance! yesterday this was turned off. I thought I cancel this. / then Sho-kun explains. this is like Zero. 【video of water recycle】
【shower】 Goku Goku set, come on!!who took shower today. M &A raised hand. which part you wash first? I brush teeth first. I taste mint for while without spiting out for a while. audiences turned out. today’s shower is Jun-kun turn. result 11 Arashi (5.5L, decreased 7 Arashi) when he backed to desk.excuse me, I got wet around here (right arm pit) sorry I heard this won’t get wet.Oh, this is not harsh armpit sweat!
close word”one shower 11 Arashi. this can be on the test.”

Lesson 4: Jun-kun Somosomo lesson (your origin lesson)

when Jun-kun asked kid’s name origin to parent-kid. the parent kid in front of them raised fan. girl was not seen. excuse me. as I can see xxx-chan face well, can you take down your fan?
【Origin of Aiba-chan】Q to Aiba-chan mother: do you remember when he was born? A: as first child, all were first experience, it was inconceivable pain. the moment when I see my child just born, I forget pain of birthday pangs. how wonder this is. when 8th month of pregnancy, I was told he was breech baby and try to work out.did you know it was breech baby ? I heard this first time. you must heard so. Q: to Aiba-chan mother. how did you pick his name? A: I read various book for several month, I hesitated by stroke count. I like letter of 雅, so I named him 雅紀. I named wishing he has relaxed mind and spend life with elegant mind. (audience got clatter and laughing) mother, you got regrettable outcome! 38K people got clatter so much… other candidates:相葉雅樹 & 相葉雅己if it was 雅樹 it has full tree and leaves.seems you radiate minus ion. if I were 雅己. my character would be differnt. this is very Showa. your name is just added 糸! (to 己) Q to Aiba-chan mother: what kind of child he was when he was little? A: he was shy and mousy character. but at recital, he is unexpectedly imposing. parents surprise. (all got ?? about recital) sorry I haven’t told you. I used to do recital of piano when I was little. Answer of Aiba-chan mother: he was a weak constitution. often went to hospital. I couldn’t take it when he had infusion to such small body. I used to go to hospital often. my mother and doctor became friends. that’s why she let me swim. Q to Aiba-chan’s mother: what did you do for memory? A: we went to mountain, sea, sky. it was good we went to various place,thinking back now, because when he reached a certain age, your kid refuses. sever!! I refused to go around 3rd grade of junior high school. negative period? I didn’t have negative period. but it was more fun to spend time with my friends. last new year I went to hot spring with my brother’s family. Hakone? it was on marathon relay race. the car didn’t advance at all. marathon relay race reached first. 4: laugh. this is very Aiba family episode.

【memorial goods of Aiba-chan 】 maternal handbook and naval string. as this is precious thing introduced by photo. Aiba-chan mother: naval string, a unique bond that connect mother and child that I got after giving birth. he has grown up beyond his parents. thank you for coming into the world. at closet of bed room. there’s drawer I store precious thing, I store this preciously, I look at it sometimes with album. maternal handbook: 3360g height: 49cm. chest girth: 32.5cm

Lesson 5: O-chan Gera Gera lesson (laughing lesson)
【Gera Gera competition】1st round:S vs A Aiba-chan won. 2nd round: I copy Aiba-san. M vs N. but Sho-kun stand behind them. teacher! warn him! (Sho-kun left once but backed behind them) Jun-kun won clenching him jaw so hard. 3rd game: M vs A, this time Nino came behind them. what’s this? is this consolation match? then Sho-kun joined. Sho-kun took ballet pose. Jun-kun copied Aiba-chan smile. but winner is Aiba-chan.I’m smile master! / Smile master appears, he talks Osaka dialect. but O-chan just add “ya” in the end of phrase, seems he thinks this could be Kansai dialect. Master vs Aiba-chan. Master acts funny. then Aiba-chan won.
【Gera Gera beam】O-chan shoot beam to audience. as I shoot Gera Gera beam, please lau…: this is strange to say “please laugh!” so please… no I mistook. Oh, you come to laugh, you come to laugh. / as all got Gera Gera beam so audiences shoot beam to O-chan. but this was not effective to him. he just to keep doing it. then Nino came in to stop him. as they do it for you. (please laugh) don’t do this at school.
【smile song】as usual Osaka version.I sang like Koji Kikukawa