Arashi Exciting School 7/15 17:00- report

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I actually didn’t attend this lesson.

【opening】screed Arashi at corridor, O-chan hides Nino’s face with text book.

【notice】 the one who came by train? many audience raise their hand. [video] station in front of Dome.  Nino did station staff announce of Nanba line at station manager room in station staff uniform. he was transferred by big carton box. some audience noticed. it and more audience noticed carton. seems fan!! I just realized. if I go hiding in the carton. this is not necessary to wear this costume. while I was transferred. the person pass by said “this could be today’s notice.” cooperated totally by Hanshin train.when I arrived there. “can you say with it” passed microphone I wondered I can say word so easily. but I did it hoping to be found out.
  

Lesson 1: Nino Kachi Kachi lesson. (hard-wired)

【understand from text】 a boy sends his father who goes to overseas at airport. on the way back, he lose his footing at step and dropped. he was sent to hospital soon after. the one who appeared at operation room, it was most excellent surgeon of this hospital.as soon as he saw this boy’s face when he does operation,the face turns pale and said this is my son. is this possible?  heh, Aiba-san what was your 1 minute? this is possible. as surgeon was his mother. possible! yes, Sakurai-kun. it was a like, what he sent out was for instant, he hasn’t leave yet.I want all you to answer, Ohno-kun.doctor mistook. 4: eh?he is look like my son. wrong answer. poss….ssible, no, impossible. because he went overseas, right? this son have to carried to hug hospital in Califo…. California states. so this is impossible.ah! this… (caught) the one who had injury is father? and surgeon was grand father. oh!!today all are serious. teacher, I’m so pleased. mine is different from others. the reason way he got pale is he is worst skill of the hospital. “I think I won’t be that level yet.” Right answer: surgeon was his mother.  
【door set】usually this is Aiba-san turn. Ohno-kun. 4: new one. sorry keep you wait. this is new one. 4: this has lock.this means… closed room.(that finger movement of Enomoto. ) you don’t have closed room you can’t break right? key holder with many keys was handed   can you pick key among these and open the door. ready go. O-chan try to open but can’t open. and that gas came up. this locked room didn’t break can you slide it? lock is just fake this was unlock. .this is unique idea. this (lock) could be handgrip I didn’t see this (handgrip) you don’t see hand grip as you are key maniac.I should do this in the episode. this is unlocked room  

【run】let’s run! so sudden.all run but you don’t need compete. you should not need to have such preconceived idea. leader must got tired of 1. so, let’s define no.1 of 4!! .ok! let’s do it. bread biting race!! (the set with hanging doughnuts appeared). what kind of bread?ordinary bread what kind of bread? jam bread? what kind bread would be?if you said bread this is bean-jam bun. I want jam bread. oh, it has hole. that must be not bread. this is doughnuts, isn’t it?let’s go! thinking various matters. this is dubious.I’m not stupid any more. 4: is it real bread. 4: must not be bread. 4: where is bread.  (in a coercive manner) ready start! S & M run 1st base side, A &O run 3rd base side. while 4 didn’t looked at Nino secretly basket with plenty bread audiences.  SHo-kun noticed it. and came to stage This is bread!!! (bite it with signature face.)  okay it’s over. 3 pissed off. 3: what is this? this is doughnuts. let’s do doughnuts biting race! 3 try to get doughnuts jumping in earnest. (jun-kun get) this is doughnuts!! (then Aiba-chan and O-chan) I could see Nino prepared. you mean preconceived idea idea is doubting all the time.this wrong.

     

Lesson 2: Aiba-chan Paku Paku lesson (food lesson, fish version)
you must be hungry by now. nope, ate breat…sorry you guys already eaten. but me haven’t yet. I’m hungry. you are hungry right? if you have some thing I eat it. so can you closed eye for 5 sec. Aiba-san however you say to close eye for 5 sec. why you hid? these 4, however I told you to close eye, never close. that’s why!! Oh, I see. (he changed costume) / what do you want to eat? spotted shad (again!) sorry we don’t have spotted shad right now.bonito. bonito will arrive later. how about octopus? I have octopus. 4: okay. do you know about octopus? you must not know anything? you must not know it!! teacher, you have an emotional disorder too much.

【Octopus quiz】 which is difference of gender. A: size of sucker B: patter of body. C: quantity of ink. D: number of legs. I know! Sakurai-kun did you know it? I know it, but may I use audiences?  audience clapped a lot answer A. overwhelmingly this is A.as Osaka people get used to with octopus, they eat a lot, that’s why they must know. they care about octopus as well. S: D, M &O: B, N: A. sucker has size difference, but ink quantity, female one is  predominantly less.  so. if you see video, you would see it. have you count number of legs? … I counted.  4: why you have silence? as all says A, this must be certain. right answer is among these!! sorry, you made your best, I didn’t get excited. Aiba-chan laugh. Right answer is A. all must already know it. today we prepared both gender. watch both…  do you know which one is delicious? so let’s eat to check together. actually this is Ninomiya-kun. right. you know differences of your palate and general palate!!  Nino eats. (eat without facial expression) you don’t like it? basically I don’t like living organism.. did you see it? male one, male one is delicious! … wrong answer. female one if delicious. in the consequence, that is delicious may vary by person. (Aiba-chan make octopus sushi with sauce.) is it delicious? this must be delicious. this is more delicious that eating law.  what do you want next? we still have time.  well… okay, let’s go horse mackerel! 
【horse mackerel quiz】horse mackerel is called no need doctor, what is the reason? A: eat law organ, B: loop grilled horse mackerel around neck. C: drink it pouring water. D: lightly roasted horse mackerel.this is called in Mie.do you know it? audience: I know it! if you know right answer. don’t say it.  S & O: C, M: D ,N: A answered except B. 4:B is …. if my close friend does this, I would say go to doctor. Ninomiya-kun have you heard about A? no I haven’t, thinking about that era. this could be eaten by law. as about law?   as quiz if right answer become A, this come like “ehhh!!”  Right answer is C. leader!  …  …. sorry, Sho-chan as well. I thought you can’t see me. why not? I can see you!! teacher fish is amazing. it earns top marks nutrition-wise!  this is so fresh.this was just caught 

     

Lesson 3: Sho-kun Goku Goku lesson (water lesson)

Hi, good evening. it’s Sakurai teacher, so let’s toast as usual.5 : Renaissance. today’s 1st event rather than yesterday, this time rather than 1st event. you love this. teacher is pleased.
【shower】 today’s shower, in charge of Ohno-kun.as I have left and right hand, can I carry 2 buckets? first 2 rounds, let’s carry 1 bucket. you have to to feel how hard it it. at first is one, right. wait for me! / start.Ohno-san wants to have shower. okay. Ninomiya-san thank you. audience:go for it.I go for it. I do.my Ohno will get cold!! keep wait.feel cold. Ohno feels cold, he easily catches cold. here we go plenty one.thank you very much.Sakurai teacher can we make 2 buckets? yes you can. wait for me, I’m coming.he will catch cold. result is 15 Arashi. the order to wash Shampoo→face→body→legs→wash away.how was it Matsumoto-san?it was so hard.if we carry 2 Arashi, we can’t speed up.either way it’s had. Ohno-san, I’m curious. you just shampoo, you don’t do rinse?depends on my feeling. I have time no to do it. I’m type of shampoo. I never heard type of rinse.all are type of Shampo! (Sho-kun sum up) we used …… a lot of water for day (he skipped to say exact number) wait, don’t give up!!               .  

Lesson 4: Jun-kun Somosomo lesson (your origin lesson)

【Let’s ask origin of your name】 so want to start 4th lesson. who came with parent-kid? audience: yes!!! cheerful. cheerful is good!! well, so mother with hat! mother: yey! I heard voice of Yay! hello, can you stand if you don’t mind. there’re girl and boy. xx-kun must already sleep. (his sleeping face screened) I understand!xx-chan can you tell to your brother later. he must sleep my lesson as well, can you tell him “one shower is 15 Arashi!” do you know your name origin? (he mother talks to her. ) mother, are you talking?  I have seen such press conference. all: laugh. this is not press conf.you have beautiful name.  
【video of giving birth】Ninomiya-kun how was it? how ever I watch many times, this is arcane.as it come to world taking a lot of time. and you can’t do it by yourself. this is precious thing.I realized precious of life, not only me, all of you, and all of Arashi. 4: yeah!! ask about origin of Arashi members. stop it! did you get approval of our agency? I get. if so, I can’t complain.   
【childhood of O-chan】 he was restless, never listen child. I was surprised. when I told him not touch a cap of can. he grabbed. had 2 stiches. when I told him not cross as car is coming. he cross the road. It was child I can’t understand what he thinks. 4: i heard often leader got injury.
【childhood of Sho-kun】 before primary school. we had dispute at Shibuya, I left him. I get on bus, when the bus turned at Roppongi street. I see about 5 years old boy was walking. I wondered if, looked at him carefully. it was him, he is not crying at all, he walked giving the stink eye to me. that time he was already the type to judge and behave on his own.I was just amazing that 5 years old boy can go back home by walk. just watch! I have already lived 5 years! in case of Sakurai boy. actually right answer I went back home without asking. can you make go back home?   I make it. current Roppongi crossing at Mizuho bank. I found bus that  my mother rides. when I look at bus walking, I found her. I watched all of bus coming about 4-50 min. (this was when he live in Akasaka. from Shibuya it must take over 3 km to get Akasaka) me, when I was in train with my parents, I got nervous, I didn’t know where I was. in addition he gaves stink eye at his 5 years old.  
【childhood of Aiba-chan】he was shy and mousy character. but at recital, he is unexpectedly imposing. parents surprise.shy is. I thin I can’t being the first. I have no memory to talk with you when I was junior.I’m not type to talk to various types of people. me too, as each other was like that? 4: how about recital? piano. I have not told you.Aiba-san, think carefully, is this was really piano. it was piano. at home there’s upright piano at home. oh, there was. I have video playing piano with bow tie he he he. can you play it? don’t talk about it. the rest presentation of swimming.swimming?? 4: presentation? what did you do, Aiba-san. Synchronized swimming? not synchronized swimming!!  
【childhood of Nino】 as he used to fearsome, when we make queue for roller coaster, he had stomach hurt. when he just joined kindergarten, he sang  one tune“Po, po, po, Hato po, po” as sleep talking as he must be nervous. you are not good at roller coaster? oh, you are still now.  I’m not good at.when you make queue you have stomach pain. I have it automatically. this is not about nervous, I had it when I was embarrassed or I don’t want to.this is convenient. what?I thought you have convenient stomach.isn’t it amazing, such boys gathered. I was absurd person. 5: laugh.
【memorial goods of Nino】
invitation card of graduation party of primary school to his mother. fold paper come out. however 6th grade of primary school. write pretty bad. Ninomiya boy quiz! 4: sounds good!  what did he say to pass this invitation card? yes! Sakurai-kun. “oh, this is not good-bye, as we can see again” wrong answer, this lines was born later. I think I remember. this is my memory.  well. (Nino mutters to Jun-kun) this close! this orientation is right!! I could here. you said orientation was right? yes!   Aiba-kun! I have graduation party this day, if you want, come. ah,that time this was popular at Crayon Shin-chan.yes! Ohno-kun! I have graduation party this day. you don’t need to come. sort of cold pattern. Ninomiya-kun remembered it. right answer is “written 2 letter come over ‘来い’ in big letter fully using paper. all: laugh. this is too much overbearing. mother must got so impact. the gap of “letter of invitation” and the letter inside. Nino face totally red until his ears. scary, she kept even such thing. (he holding towel hiding his face half, could be wipe his tear?) you can have a glimpse of current Nino at variety show.    

Lesson 5: O-chan Gera Gera lesson (laughing lesson)   

well, Ninomiya-kun, laugh!! so overbearing!! what? ha ha ha ha!! ha ha ha ha ha!! ha ha ha ha ha!! ha ha ha ha ha!!! 5:ha ha ha ha ha!!! I got it. (coughing) Are you Okay??
【Gera Gera competition】 what we can get if we win?you can challenge against smile master.smile master?? quite Osaka one. quite Osaka? 4: he is from Osaka. right Osaka’s one. he is pretty strong. (Arashi draw numbered ball)  one  tow three no.4!!O-chan bring back ball to him four!!!  bad pronunciation!! so can you try it? four!!! Nino pass through holding box. …. [1st round] S vs M   good!.I don’t know which one is good. result. Jun-kun is winner.  this was good fight!  if I look at this, Matsujun laugh more.I don’t know any more, every time having exciting school I become less sure of myself did you take it so seriously? it’s fine. it’s fine, it’s fine.  it’s fine…. [2nd round] Nino vs Aiba-chan.I can’t lose against recital (presentation) stupid.this is one of presentation! (they fight holding each other shoulders) result Nino is winner. it’s amazing to win Aiba-kun. I think I was too proud of my self. [3rd round] Nino vs Jun-kun. Jun-kun is winner.I made it. he is amazing. he could be fine against smile master. but he is from Osaka, right? / smile master appears. O-chan hides one eye with spoon. All & audience: …… all: ….. what was it?scary, scary, scary. 4 run away from smile master. O-chan case. and O-chan gets Jun-kun.   have you seen it. he was completely turned off. who are you? i’m smile master “ya”. from Osaka “ya” what is your favorite food. beef soup “ya”(Niku-sui) [final battle] Jun-kun vs Smile master. winner is Jun-kun. this is not smiling face. (O-chan just acted funny) I can win against him. what Smile master for? you are right! I get over smile master. which master. … nothing. 4: what’s this.  
【Gera Gera beam】
what is surprising, it was only me who enjoyed it. let’s laugh. 4: let’s laugh. no, actually you make us laugh, right? may be you can shoot GeraGera beam? (audience shoot beam to Ohno teacher, but he doesn’t laugh.) 4: sorry, sorry. stop!! because this was not Gera Gera beam! what kind of beam? Nira Nira team. 4 and audiences: ….. (he turned off again. what’s wrong with you today. can you stop touching my nipple? (O-chan pulled Jun-kun’s wrist) take your sea!! you get sweaty more than usual. what’s wrong with you? O: laugh.

when Arashi leaves at door. Nino closed out Aiba-chan. Aiba-chan tried open, but hardly open . finally it was opened. left “don’t catch cold!”

   
 

      
  

past Arashi exciting school 2012

Comments

[shunluv.livejournal.com]

thank you^^

[sesquerdo.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the report, Yamakaze-san! Each class is different and every time is so much fun! ^.^

[memole18.livejournal.com]

Thank u so much

[rim1789.livejournal.com]

Once again the Somo Somo lesson was the most interesting for me ^^ As I love reading about our boys ' past. Aiba's lesson made me hungry though

This is all so interesting and great^^ Thank you so much for the traduction!