arashi_on | Arashi Exciting School 7/16 13:00- report

I actually didn’t attend this lesson.

【notice】is there any people who went to good sales area. is there any who passed around there. that time, don't you think cicadas was noisy than usual? [video] there's flood of people. on the tree voice recorder shaped cicada. 5 record cicada noise. M: Miiin min min. O: shuwa shuwa shuwa (pretty real) A: Miiin min min (pretty bad and same as Jun-kun ) take to of A:Uish sh sh hs Uishu shu shu shu. S: Shhh tuk tuk tuk Shhh tuk tuk (pretty good) N: he he he he according to staff there's madame said "this makes me sick!" after all Aiba cicada was yucky

Lesson 1: Nino Kachi Kachi lesson. (hard-wired)

so final day. it's sad, I wanted to teach you more. I thought various matter. so I show you magic. Sho-kun draw a card. this was 6 of Heart. Wiiin, Gacha. (like machine sound) he put this card in other cards. it was magic to find this card with Queen and Knight. Magic was successful. 4:Ohhh! scary scary scar! (kowai Kowai Kowai)my lesson is not Kowa Kowa lesson! actually J doesn't say amazing, scary, scary...I know this trip can I say. but don't forget this is my final lesson. (think a bit) amazing. as this is final lesson, I show you trick. as you can use this from tomorrow. black card of Knight and Queen has 4 with Spade and Club. who the card Nino didn't show, put top and bottom of card. when cut card half, and bind 6 of Heart bitten it. you didn't see design to card because of preconceived notion

【raining machine】new set, that water shower from top. wonder who I let to do this. Ohno-san. I catch your eyes, Ohno-kun. isn't it hurt. it rains from machine, you just open umbrella. / It started rain, but O-chan can't open umbrella. because the side to open is not handle side. he finds this he opened but umbrella was open properly. after all O-chan got rain. try to avoid it. and sit on the floor. you can guard from rain some how but you can't open umbrella. amazing you make such umbrella. I never seen such umbrella!
【run】 I'm disappointing your result. how hard head you have! let's see past video. [video]Tokyo Dome relay was played. teacher, what should we do?you do relay, and make goal. and back. when I say "ready start" you can start Ready start!/ then run S→M→O→A as Sho-kum become skeptic a bit delayed at start. Aiba-chan make goal but checking goal tape carefully. is it okay like this? okay, back to your desk. and have water. 4: renaissance! preconceived notion that something would happen. you can do this straightforwardly!

Lesson 2: Aiba-chan Paku Paku lesson (food lesson, fish version)

you must be hungry by now. can you close your eyes for 3 sec. I can make this within 3 sec for final day. today is final day! first day you could not make with in even 10 sec human can improve./ they move to Sushi counter. today I serve you Sushi. teacher as today is Marine day. this is good idea. this is part of my lesson. what do you want?I want Menegi (Young Green Onion)! you know, I don't know what is Menegi give teacher's recommendation! today is Octopus. only person who had right answer of "Octopus quiz" can eat.
【Octopus quiz】Q: why octopus from Akashi is delicious?A: because sea is calm, B: there are many shrimps that is their food., C: water is delicious. D: as it has many sunny days. is there anybody from Akashi? some audiences: yes! may I ask audiences? let's do by oar men. more audience claps at B there's no reason to pick other choice any more. if they eat many shrimps. actjually this has possibility this turn s shrimps. are you sure? if your answer is wrong, you can't eat. right answer: B/ Aiba-chan make sushi quirky for 4.so busy, this is first time to make 4 sushi.how is taste?taste good. as as food integrant from Sushiko (where Aiba-chan trained) Cum, as lesson is final, let's do tuna.
【Tuna quiz】Q: which tuna is delicious when you buy at shop? A: diagonal band, B: semicircle band, C: parallel band, D: wide semicircle band. lean tissue of tune is same as muscle. so B and D is difference of thin macho or thick macho./ ask audiences but C was far fewer. M& O: A, S: D, N: B if B & D is macho, A & C could be similar.if so this could be 2 options! Right answer is C. B&D are pretty muscle. A: is odinay what you mean ordinary. / as no one got right answer Aiba-chan eats by him self. actually what Aiba-chan make was "ordinary one" this is delicious ordinarily .

Lesson 3: Sho-kun Goku Goku lesson (water lesson)

let’s take a drink 5: renaissance! this was turned off most for 3days.today’s shower, it’s meeee! finally you teacher, you can take shower./ to pick reporter by paper-rock-scissors, (it was Nino who win). as You have not run at Kachi Kachi lesson, you should run.yes, yes, as this was already determinate, stop whining! 3 are stand by.hold on as I wear Waku Waku hyper raincoat. we started with raincoat and ends with raincoat.this has not ended yet.you forgot. that day I didn’t wanted to go to school on Monday, raincoat (after Music station transparent costume) audience: laugh.to avoid to get water, do “into” “into” is must to avoid get cold your belly. actually this gets wet unexpectedly, please be careful. “into is must, right? 1st base side: A, 3rd base side: O, fountain: M. seems Jun-kun can’t bear water from fountain. he tray to get water from fountain mouth.fountain is so difficult. Sho-kun showers shampoo→rinse→without wash away rinse then body→face→wash away whole. 10 Arashi: 5L amazing teacher. did I wetting? I got so wet. (cared about his bottom) you should not let raincoat “into”

Lesson 4: Jun-kun Somosomo lesson (your origin lesson)

【video of giving birth】 Nino left his desk, and back to stage bringing a box, as he read text while video.
【origin of member】excuse me he have class here. you should take your seat. I have Somo Somo (origin of member) I have heard when he present every time. you must be curious when you will do your own origin: audience: clap. Can you take your seat (to Jun-kun, Nino at teacher’s platform. Jun-kun take his seat unwillingly) I interviewed with his mother.the answer is very Jun Matsumoto. Q: do you remember when he was born? Jun-kun mother answer: however expected date of birth past 2 week, baby never come down, is I wait more this could be risky, I was hospitalized. and gave birth by via Caesarean section. when I heard cheerful first cry, and I was told by nurse “it’s 3584g cheerful boy” I felt grateful you came to the word without problem. J hardly come out.at tour when we have meeting at corridor, he hardly come out from his room.if we leave him, we have to wait for him 2 week. I have heard I was a big baby, but didn’t know detail number. Q: how did you name him? A: the name his grand mother wanted name was 純but I thought it’d difficult to write for small child、it has such wish as mother. it comes to 潤. named 潤 wishing enrich person who has grace (moisture) and give boon to other. your Kleenex CM must determinate that time. when I got offer, I thought finally my name was named to produect. (called moisture tissue) Q: what kind of boy he was? A: as ifluence of his cousin, he put his favorite music to his Walkman from 4-5 years old. that time Sho-kun gave the stink eye in Shibuya. Answer of Jun-kun mother: what I worried about. when he was little he had weak skin, when he was bitten by mosquito, got suppurative or feaver, so when he go out to play, or baseball camp, I let him carry super sonic wave anti bug device I remember this I used to go to hospital often. and shooting of drama Kindaishi boy, it was summer and place of shooting was often at mountain, as there are many mosquitos, I turns on this devise, I was got chewed by sound people “it has noise!”
【Jun-kun memorial goods】 school report of 4th grade of class 1 at primary school and drawings he painted at kindergarten.this is Jun Matsumoto. almost “Excellent”score. no”passive” all excellent. 1st semester: you have excellent ability to understand. 2nd semester: you listen carefully and often did presentation. 3rd semester: you have done good, singing and instrumental you were table tennis club, right really? he improved in order to become group champion. amazing, this is J. but you are bad at art and craft. right, I was bad at it (bashfully)
【Jun Matsumoto quiz】 game which one he drew when he was around 5. painting screened at monitor. if you win, I give it to you. and you don’t want give it them, hold it back J. there’re unique [painting. 1]. S: dog, A: firewalks. O:colorful carp banners, M: swimming pool. right answer: when he visit to grandma house by his father’s car. you depicts detail pretty well. handle and gear are properly painted. [painting. 2] A: wait for Ferris wheel at part listening to his favorite tune with Walkman S: looking at Ferris wheel at park. S: looking at landscape from home listening to walkman. M: don’t know at all. Right answer: when I do Super Mario 3.[painting. 3] A: Matsujun and his sister are sowing beans S: Namahage appeared to Matsujun and his sister. O: this is zoo, the center is giraffe. M: sowing beans at kindergarten Right answer is when I’m sowing beans (traditional event) center is Ito teacher. (first romance of Jun-kun) Ito teacher came to Arashi concert several year’s ago. [painting. 4] A: decorating for Cristmas. S:Ms. Ito at Christmas. S: spirit photo taken on Christmas day M: drew Christmas tree at home. Right answer is when I look at Christmas tree. the rest of drawing. 2 of when I go to pick up cherry with father. (6/10 Showa year 63 and 6/23 Shower year 63) 嵐デコメ絵文字 did you go twice? no once. your father wears outrageous. (Jun-kun bursts into laughter) another painting: burning square, burning triangle, burning circle is this investigating document? idea is strange somehow.you must do BBQ.I can enjoy at least 2 hours with these drawing. thank you for researched these. your welcome.

Lesson 5: O-chan Gera Gera lesson (laughing lesson)
【Gera Gera competition】嵐デコメ絵文字 today special guest is coming! [First round] N vs S. Nino makes nest with had on the top of his head as it’s easy to make birdy to perch. winner is Nino [2nd round] A vs M yesterday I heard point to win. (show teeth) I heard the point as well. this is point fight! as well. both try to hard to show their teeth. eyes became thin. Winner is Aiba-chan. [3rd round] N vs A Nino mimic Aiba-chan. see teeth so hard. you must fool me! if I mimic you, I think I can win. try to mimic me! Winner is Nino. [Final] N vs Smile master Winner is Nino 嵐デコメ絵文字 you are good as I can give you my titlecan you give me your title?
【Gera Gera Beam】you can’t shoot beam.it’s enough with beam. you are enough old. believing is important. / Nino got Gera Gera beam.I won’t laugh! then O-chan approach saying “Gera Gera! Gera Gera!” put his hand to Nino’s shoulder, it was so close just like almost kissing. Nino snows bashful smile.
【Smile Song】 O-chan starts singing like soprano opera singer. Nino collapse at his desk to laugh hard. hiding his face with right hand.
Smile is very important, Smile is very precious, Smile is important and nice. wonderful, Osaka smile (audience: clap, so O-chan gesture no no, waving his forefinger in front of his mouth) Fake smile, but this is ok. any smile is okay. from today Osaka is fake smile!